Hey Pandas, What's A Random Insight To Your Life That's So Disturbing It's Funny? (Closed)

I love talking with people, but I always feel really tired afterward, to a point where I don't like talking to them at all.

Like a dog, I've learned to identify the sounds of different cars so I can recognize who's here, and can put on the right mask.

I talk to spiders more than i talk to people 😂🕷🕸

I am allergic to alcohol however that allergy makes me want to drink alcohol. When I have drank I tend to break out in handcuffs. It is only in admitting to myself everyday that I am alcoholic that I stay sober. So in admitting defeat I can stay sober.

I'm anxious, so I don't talk, so nobody notices me, so nobody likes me, so I'm anxious. Funny how it works

Literally anything can make me angry to the point where people actually get really scared of me. This is especially funny because I am in no way intimidating when I'm not mad, but once I am people instantly back off and let me cool off.

I like bugs. I raise pinacate beetles. I like cockroaches. I am very weird apparently.