One I find funny is: Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
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"There! Look! A diversion!"
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The response to the classic pick up line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
"Did you just call me Satan?"
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
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