Hey Pandas, What’s A Fact About You That Seems Fake? (Closed)

I'm allergic to Christmas Trees. Seriously

I am the first girl born into my father's family in over 200 years! We've checked our handwritten genealogy and our DNA. The last girl born into dad's side of the family was born in 1802!

I have gotten my nose run over by a tricycle, and nothing else. Just my nose. I was four and very stupid. Still don't know how it happened.

I'm now 63F and a portly grandma looking lady. But in my 20's I did drag racing. Legal, official, at a track, drag racing. 1/4 mile. 1970 Mustang Mach 1, 351C, 4bbl, 4 spd top loader, and 4/11 gearing in the back. Whoo doggie what fun it was to stage at the Christmas tree.

In high school, I broke the record for the highest score the school has seen on state testing, and it was a good school education-wise. However, I have ADHD and fail to turn in my homework, so I was a B student in general classes. My test scores tended to carry me.

I got shipwrecked once. 14 foot tinny split off the very very remote north coast of Australia. Sat on the beach hoping not to see any crocs until a plane spotted us the next day. Then the police & rangers couldn’t get to us, had to clear an overgrown road in to a beach down the coast then brave very large swell to get to our beach. Apparently there was an estuary in the next bay where the policeman had once put his entire boot in one toe of a croc’s footprint in the mud.

i can’t stand it when people talk to me when there’s some sort of music playing, because i can hear the minute pitch differences and it causes dissonance between the voice and the music. it makes it very hard to watch tv, and this is also one of the reasons that i don’t like a lot of modern music because when the singer raps or speaks with their backing track, there’s microtone differences between what i’m hearing and it feels grating 😬

Maybe not as uncommon as I once thought. I (53/F) am asexual. I don't feel sexual attraction to others, I dislike sex and always have, and I don't have any desire to, "self-service."

I can eat a lemon without making a face

This feels tame in comparison but felt like sharing ^^

I can write and draw with my toes

I have been in every form of media except radio, including posing for 2 paintings, being sketched by Joe Rohdes (a top disney Imagineer), a sculpture, a figurine, being in the New York Times, several books for various reasons, a top scientific journal, a presidential archive, and more. And that is just a small part of how strange my life is.

i have two fifty degree curves in my spine

I, in fact, have more than 0 friends 🤯

I am under 20, and have so far in my life had more than 12 sets of x-rays (I can't remember the exact number). However the only time that I have actually broken a bone, I didn't get it x-rayed or go to a doctor and it ended up healing wrong. Oh well.

One time me (at the time f22) and my sister(20) were waiting on the bus. I used to smoke so she stood like 2 meters away because she didn't like the smell. Then this guy came up to us (he was 17-18yo) and kinda quietly demanded cig and money. I was confused and asked him to repeat it. He did, louder, a little more angry/threatening and I scoffed and told him to leave. My sister didn't really hear the conversation so she was kinda confused. And that's how I sent a wanna be robber walking with his tail between his legs and no one ever believes me when I tell them.

i laugh like a typical kids show villan

There is a small stream named after my family in Missouri. The reason it is named after us is because most of my family lived and owned that land.

My mom and dad had green eyes. I have brown eyes, and there was a 1% chance I would get brown eyes.

I have now had a concussion on my birthday 6 consecutive years in a row.

I can't swallow pills with water, it just doesn't work, I have to swallow them dry.