Hey Pandas, What Wouldn't I Know About You Unless We Met In Person? (Closed)

I've got a stutter. I like posting on here because people listen to what I have to say without looking at me weird.

I use hand gestures. A lot. My voice also gets increasingly higher/faster as I get worked up/excited, which results in me angrily gesticulating with the voice of a squeaky toy.

uhh. I talk REALLY fast. Like, sometimes people can't understand me.

Well (don’t tell anyone) but I’m secretly a human, not a cookie . Shh

I'm very, VERY short. Like, BEYOND short. THE SHORTEST! Ok, I'm exaggerating but I'm the smallest kid in my grade :/

I sometimes tend to use ASL when I talk for no reason at all.

I am a girl... idk lots of peeps keep thinkin ima dude because of the way i type...

Also i will switch accents multiple times during a single convo just because im tryna see which one you understand best :)

I'm actually a little cocky dipshit who's mean to everyone and generally just sucks but online, working with kids, and when it actually matters I'm really responsible and generally a pretty good person. Idk why im like this I don't particularly enjoy it but I guess it is what it is. Dipshit by day, good and responsible person by night

-I don’t have eyebrows because of trichotillomania.
-I’m not a huge fan of eye contact, so I tend to look at the floor when I’m talking to you.
-My voice can be kind of monotone. But sometimes it’s overly loud, or too dramatic., etc. I don’t feel like I have control over my voice sometimes.

if you only knew me online, you would know I'm a comedian, but irl, I have social anxiety disorder.

My voice has different tones with different languages.

I sit very weird. I hug one knee while putting the other leg under the leg I'm hugging.

I am a very distant get involved person. I have a silly personality but tend to get clammed up. I tend to information dump when I get passionate about something.

I'm not actually a snake. Shhhh. Also I don't have a specific accent , I just sound like various British places in general, it changes up a lot. I also speak really fast and make far too many jokes. My voice can be very hard to understand sometimes. Just don't tell anyone I'm not a snake.

I've been playing electric guitar for 26 years now.

you would see that my left shoulder sits significantly lower than my right shoulder, because of my severe scoliosis. you would also see that i have blue-gray-greenish eyes. and also people tell me i have a really good voice

I talk SUPER fast and use LOTS of hand gestures to try to get my point across. I also use the word y’all a lot for someone who basically has no southern accent until I try to talk to old people

That I was overdosed by medical professionals and had to live with excruciating pain for a long time and had memory loss from the incident because they decided to give someone who had a previous brain injury antipsychotics and thought that wouldn’t harm anything..

Also, that I was in school for cognitive science hoping to get my doctorate because I was passionate about helping other people dealing with cognitive issues (and I suspected a lot of people were being over analyzed incorrectly like myself) but wound up being mislabeled with mental health issues because the doctors didn’t understand the difference between what I had going on or my obstacles attached to it because of a head injury that happened to me vs someone with psychological distress.

I actually…
Have a name.
I know I know, Unnamed Hooman is actually named hooman! My name is Alina btw (pronounced Uh-lean-uh)

Everything. I am a mystery. You dont know a thing about me, have a bad day