Disney: By 2030 we’ll own anything and everything when it comes to entertainment.
Pixar: We used to be good.
McDonalds: You’re kids love us, you loved it as a kid, and you still don’t buy it for some odd reason-
Sonic: We’re like McDonalds but the only thing people really like about us is the shakes and slushes-
Family: Everyone hates their siblings, the youngest is the most stereotyped but perceived to be the luckiest. The promise that you’ll be besties with your sibling when you grow up is basically the closest thing you’ll ever have to an actual relationship.
Dr. Pepper: Pepsi but better.
Pepsi: Dr. Pepper needs to watch its mouth- but anyway, we sponsored “It’s a small world”
Dr. Pepper: Pepsi but better. Also we weren’t the one to sponsor a song that gets stuck in your head and irritates you throughout the day.
Pepsi: I’ll have Dr. Pepper know that “It’s a small world” is a beautiful number about everyone sharing the world!
Dr. Pepper: Better than Pepsi, and we didn’t sponsor a lie.
Pepsi: Better than Dr. Pepper.
Dr. Pepper: The soda brand that isn’t living a lie.
Pepsi: The soda brand without the commercials with a crackpot cult based around us but better.
Dr. Pepper: The soda brand with commercials.
Pixar: We used to be good.
McDonalds: You’re kids love us, you loved it as a kid, and you still don’t buy it for some odd reason-
Sonic: We’re like McDonalds but the only thing people really like about us is the shakes and slushes-
Family: Everyone hates their siblings, the youngest is the most stereotyped but perceived to be the luckiest. The promise that you’ll be besties with your sibling when you grow up is basically the closest thing you’ll ever have to an actual relationship.
Dr. Pepper: Pepsi but better.
Pepsi: Dr. Pepper needs to watch its mouth- but anyway, we sponsored “It’s a small world”
Dr. Pepper: Pepsi but better. Also we weren’t the one to sponsor a song that gets stuck in your head and irritates you throughout the day.
Pepsi: I’ll have Dr. Pepper know that “It’s a small world” is a beautiful number about everyone sharing the world!
Dr. Pepper: Better than Pepsi, and we didn’t sponsor a lie.
Pepsi: Better than Dr. Pepper.
Dr. Pepper: The soda brand that isn’t living a lie.
Pepsi: The soda brand without the commercials with a crackpot cult based around us but better.
Dr. Pepper: The soda brand with commercials.