I think BP had a similar post a while ago but I think that was just for phone calls. Thanks for checking!
#1
Welcome to the roadkill roadhouse, you kill it we grill it how may I help you!
4points
#2
“Hi WeLcOmE tO ChILi’S!”
2points
#3
Hi welcome to McDonald's would you like a bucket load of garbage?
2points
#4
I'm sorry, we're unable to recognize that response. If you'd like to try again please press pound to hear the menu options once again.
I'm a creepily good mimic of the Auto messages and I'll say that until they hang up. Longest I went was 9 repeats and then I had to hang up on them because I had a work call coming in.
1point
#5
I once made a scammer cry. But I usually answer “how may I not help you”. If you ask if they like kittens it throws off their script. (Once while they were using spoof numbers, I answered the call on the line it was supposed to be coming from. My house line!)
1point
#6
I got a text asking for p***y eaters nearby, and I responded: "Sorry, I'm dieting."
1point
#7
hehehe >:)
get ready....
"Hello, this is Pink Dildo Shop. Unfortunately, due to coronavirus, we are no longer selling our wares in-store. If you want to purchase a freaky little surprise, go to www.bigcash.cc. Thank you!"
Bigcash.cc is a virus site. Scammed the scammers.
1point
#8
"I'm not a scammer."
0points
#9
Uh-uh, uh-uh. Yeah, the problem is that it wasn't an accident. I literally pointed my truck at him. (in my weirdest voice)
0points
#10
The scammer said "please don't hang up-" and i said "no i'm definitely hanging up" and they said "nononono dont hang up" and i said "okay hanging up" and they said "NO" and then i hung up
0points