Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing A Guest Did In Your House?

Had a guest steal $280 from my wallet and over half my pain meds. Caught him with the meds, but never found the money. 6 months later, he tried to come with some friends to a BBQ we were having. Told him to leave immediately and not return. His friends had no idea what he'd done.

Guy had sex with my girlfriend at a party. While I was there. At my house.

Not a guest, but an owner. A little old lady who begged me to come spend time with her in Vero Beach turned out a little different from who I thought she was. When I arrived the first day she had her whole dining room table covered in small items and statues and jewelry, (including a 3 carat diamond ring and some very lovely sapphire earrings) she was going to sell to an antique dealer, who was scheduled to come the following day. Next morning when I stepped out of the shower I found her in my room, my little jewelry case open and spilled over the bed, my wallet out of my purse. She said she wanted to see if there was anything the dealer would like from me too. I asked her to leave while I got dressed, locked the door, packed and left. I spent the day in the library downtown using their internet and found an Airbnb.

Ik this isn't as serious as the other posts but i hope this belongs here. Around five of my friends were invited to a sleepover. One of them wasn't even a real friend and we'll call them "A". I had to go to the bathroom for a while and while I was gone, "A" decided to gather the rest of my friends and do storytime... with my diary. I caught "A" red-handed and they tried to make up a stupid excuse to why they were reading my diary. I don't even blame my other friends for not standing up because everyone was scared "A" would lash out at them. Im still pissed at "A" even though this happened a few years ago.

Thanksgiving family dinner, hosted by my cousin and his wife. First time in very many years that her brother's family was invited. He brought his daughter (early 20 something) who proceeded to get very drunk. When it was time for them to leave, she couldn't find the car keys. We spent 45 minutes tearing the downstairs apart - moving furniture, looking through trash, ~8 people looking everywhere imaginable. Until she stuck her hand in her pocket and found them where they'd been the whole time. She left, another guest went upstairs to use the bathroom. Comes down asking who puked everywhere - tub, sink, floor, towels, walls, everywhere but the toilet. As you can guess, they were never invited back.

MIL went mental, accused us of stealing from her and threatened to call the police. On Christmas. She attacked my husband, scared the kids...It got so bad, we had to call 911 for help to get her out of our home and away from the kids. Yes, Pandas...she accused us of stealing from her in OUR OWN HOME. Needless to say, that was the last time we had anything to do with her. Haven't spoken to her since Xmas 2019.

My sister stayed over night at my place. She must have gotten up for a snack in the night because weeks later we found a container of hummus and pita bread stashed under the bed 🤦‍♀️

my brother contacted me and told me that he had been ill and unable to work so he had lost his job. that meant he didn't have anywhere to stay. i discussed it with my then husband and we agreed that he could stay with us as we had an extra room. this was a big thing for me as my brother had been a total a*s hat in the past and the fact that his own daughter didn't want anything to do with him spoke volumns. but, in my mind he was still a human being first and my brother second. so, in he moves. things happened and after about two months i ended up giving him $500 and told him to leave. he had managed to put cigarette burns in the new carpet of the room he used. not just one or two - it looked like the coat of a dalmation. he complained about the food we cooked (we ate a lot of different kinds of cuisines). i had three dogs- a doberman, a boxer, and a border collie. they were all very good dogs though i admit the boxer wasn't too thrilled with him (something that i paid attention to) but the dobie basically ignored him. then one day he told me that if the doberman ever came after him he would kill her. i told him the day he laid a finger on her would be his last day above ground. and that kind of did it for me. after he left my son, who was in high school at the time. told me that he had been bugging him to have him find someone to sell him some weed. btw, i was law enforcement at the time. he traveled to my mom and told her that i had kicked him out of the house in the middle of the night. once she called i spilled the beans on his behavior. he stayed with her for a very short time until he got his own place. then one day my mom calls to tell me that he had been diagnosed with stomach and brain cancer. i didn't know whether to believe him so i called his doctor. told him that i didn't want to violate patient-doctor confidentiality but just needed to know if it was safe for him to live alone. the dr. told me that he should have some kind of caretaker but that is all that he would say. so, in spite of our past, i traveled across country and took care of him until he went into hospice. he asked me why i did it one day. i told him that there were several reasons: 1) i didn't want mom to come because no mother should have to watch her child die. 2) he was a human being and no one should have to be this sick and die alone or with strangers. 3) that is was the biggest a*****e i had ever met in my life - he was cruel and insensitive and selfish but...he was still my brother. and though i may not like the person that he became after life had chewed on him a bit i still loved the brother that had been my friend and protector when i was a child. i still wish he would have replaced the carpet though.

We had invited our friend to stay with us during her semester break. Unbeknownst to us, she went off her meds. She locked herself in the guest bedroom, and proceeded to peel off all the wallpaper from the walls, and ate it!! She would only come out at night after we had gone to sleep and sneak downstairs to get food from the refrigerator.

1. My sister and brother's GF went into my bedroom to smoke and started checking everywhere to find some condoms to prove that my fiancé and I were doing it. They didn't find anything. 2. I was babysitting for a lady in church and her kids proceeded to jump on my sofa, hang-on to my draperies, brake stuff and laughing, make a really big mess while eating and walking (my kids were not allowed to even do that). Neither were invited again.

I was sharing a flat in San Francisco with two friends, one of whom asked his friend to stay with us while he looked for an apartment. His full name, as far as I could tell, was "Bongo Bob," which should have told me something. I came home from work one afternoon much earlier than usual, and as I walked by the kitchen thought, "How sweet! Bongo Bob is baking something for us!" Except the pound of flour heaped on our kitchen scale was cocaine, which he had been selling from our flat when we were all at work

Helped my brother and sister beat me up.

Someone shat in my bathtub

Park in our driveway.

P.S. I’m only 9. Chill, bro.

My uncle, who is a notorious bungler, I mean there is nothing he can't get wrong, came to our house for Sunday lunch. He walked in and took a huge two-fingered scoop out of a freshly made trifle.

Except it wasn't our house. And he scared the wotsits out of the poor old couple that do live there. They thought he was a madman. I mean it was a bit of a scene.

They left a poop so unspeakably large amd vile that it nearly destroyed the toilet.

she wore her outside shoes inside my house, then proceeded to drink my favorite tea without my knowledge.

she is my cousin. 🤦🏼

Some kid was trying to use my collectors items as action figures. AND trying to play with my fidgets that I have FOR MEDICAL USE. she refused to let go of them until I invited her to play mario kart with me.Then she held the controller backwords, didnt bother to press ANYTHING and got uspet when she lost. Then she placed my dogs food in the dogs water bowl.

Ex-bf used my mom's toothbrush.

So me and my friends were trying not to laugh with a YouTube video in my basement, and we would get shot with a nerf gun if we did. Do the event happened with two friends. Let’s call them Remington and Bouncer. So, Bouncer laughed, and Remington shot him. Although Bouncer said that he shot him in the eye, I disbelieve that. So, out of anger, bouncer threw Remington to the ground and kicked his ribs and stomach. He was on the ground for a couple of minutes. (BTW we were hooligans in our tweens)