Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Book You Have Ever Read?

"The Vorrh". My goodness it sickened me within the first two chapters. Once I started to understand it I was too disgusted to continue. Maybe it's just the fact that I'm oversensitive, but it was the way the author described exactly how a dead girl was cut up and made into a bow and arrows... or maybe it was the crude sex scenes. Can't decide. Either way, yes I know it's a great science fiction book of our time, but I had to quit about a fourth of the way through.

Forrest Gump. I didn't even have to think about the answer. Books are generally better than the movie, not in this case. How they made such a good movie from that book is beyond me. I can't understand who read that book & thought "I could turn this into a movie."

The Great Gatsby. I taught high school literature, had to read and teach it year after year after year. Lifeless, annoying characters. Ridiculous imagery. Gatsby reaching out to the green light across the water, the whole "but these shirts" Daisy scene, owl-eyes in the library, all just ludicrous, deep and profound as a tide pool. And the weird "here, you drive mine and I'll drive yours" car-switching plot device that is required to set up the big climax has never, not even once, made sense to me. Like a guy in a boat rowing upstream in the river of time and regret blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Dreck.

Any book by Clive Cussler. I tried. Good stories, badly written.

all my textbooks. I hate them.

Gather The Daughters by Jenny Melamed. I thought it was going to be a great story about a bunch of teens camping in the woods for the summer before they settle down and get jobs and become adults but instead I get a town of men who believe having sex with their preteen daughters is an acceptable form of birth control. In a town of 200 or so people only 1 man doesn’t do it. All the women are miserable but they don’t do anything to stop the men or protect their children. Awful book

"Mein Kampf" ('My Struggle')

No further explanation needed.

I don't remember what book it was, but some book written by Rush Limbaugh given to me by a conservative relative. It was vile. He was attacking everyone and everything. I got about 5 pages in. It wasn't just his politics. It was the way he was just mean. I know he made his money that way, but you aren't going to change anyone to your way thinking by beating them over the head with your beliefs.

First that came to my mind: "Revival" by Stephen King. 80% of it was really boring, but I powered through it somehow, hoping for something great in the end. The end was so bleak and depressing that I regretted picking it up. Exactly the kind of stuff that leaves me absolutely miserable for some time, so it's not even the "good" kind of horror.

Starship Troopers. I was excited to read it becuase the film is silly, satirical and good fun. It was absolutely garbage. Incredibly dull which is difficult when you're in spcae fighting aliens, even the fights were boring. Incredibly right wing and sexist as well without any satire in the mix. Only bothered finishing it because it was short and I kind of hoped it would get better. It did not.

When I was a kid--the Animal Ark book "Foals in a Field". Animal Ark was (is? Don't know if they're still being written) an awesome book series for kids about a girl whose parents are vets and her experiences with different animals. They aren't heavy reading, they may have some drama but they don't break you. Except this one. After spending the whole book saving these twin foals, they've finally made it--and then at the end the smaller one, that they fought so hard to save, has an accident and breaks two legs and has to be euthanized. It was an unexpectedly jarring and devastating twist in a series where you wouldn't expect anything like that to happen. Awful book.

Steven king's IT was awful awful awful couldn't finish it
Michel Criton's travels was so boring

Catcher in the Rye. Monumentally overrated.

A textbook

Wetlands by Charlotte Roche. I will never look at an avocado the same way again. The book is gross and pointless.

The Host by Stephanie Meyer. I couldn’t even finish it; why would you write a love story for a person who steals life?

Dead Witch Walking. Hands down, never again.

The David walliam books. full of toilet humour, bad writing and casual racism.

The Giving Tree.

After hearing a lot about how "moving" this children's book was, I read it in my early teens and was left legitimately horrified by the experience. It haunts me to this day...along with the concept of inevitability as illustrated by an event horizon, and death by extreme radiation poisoning.

Layla, by Colleen hoover. the plot was all over the place and none of it made much sense.