Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Way Someone Asked You Out? (Closed)

Disclaimer: not my story. My friend, who works as a maintenance repairman for an apartment complex, told me this one that happened to him. He gets a call that this unit’s AC unit was broke so he goes into the apartment to fix it, he’s been there a few times before for other issues so remembers that its a young couple who live there. When he arrives, the girl is home alone, shes staring at him the whole time and kind of making him uncomfortable while he’s fixing the AC. Before he leaves she tells him that he’s really cute and asks if he would go on a date with her. After he politely declines, she says “oh thats okay, my boyfriend thinks you’re really attractive too and told me to ask if you’d go out with him?” 0_0

She said she was in deep trouble and I need to get there quickly. Turned out it was a false alarm, and everything was fine. But it was a giant red flag because later it turned out she was prone to signaling alarms whenever anything didn't go according to her idea.

my friend asked me to come to her house. there were two girls that looked like her completely. she told me to turn around for ten seconds when I looked back she was with the two girls but I didn't know which one was her each one of them said "guess from our voice which one is the real ______" they had different voices so it was easy. I picked the one on the right and i was right she was the real one. her and me talk about It before I went home she asked me out I said yes. it was weird but she said why she did that all. she did it to make sure I knew her well.

He came up to me and said, “Hi I’m [Name]. I’m divorced and have a kid. Wanna go out tonight?”

The best man at our wedding told this story as part of his speech. 16 years later we’re still married and my step-daughter is an amazing human I’ve been privileged to watch grow up.

when i asked my self out becuz i has no-buddy to date

Ok so this was back when I was about 13. Basically he had all of his friends come up to me at different points in the day over the course of a week or so and basically would ask if I would go out with this boy. At first I thought it was a joke but eventually I got so fed up of saying yes I basically said to them if he really likes me he can come ask me out himself.

moral of the story I said yes and then we didn't speak at all until ask we broke up so was weird

Two weird ones stick out with me.
1. I'd been arrested (I was innocent) and spent several hours at the station. When being released an officer said, 'Look this is a bit unprofessional, but since no charges are going to be filed, I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?'. I'm straight, but I'll take a complement from anywhere!

2. My friend works as a model, when she's in an area near me I often meet up with her wherever she's shooting. Onetime while waiting outside office building for her to finish, a woman came out and said, 'Excuse me, what's your name?' I told her 'Donkey boi' and she went back in.
A few minutes later, she came back out and said, 'Donkey boi, do you want to come in and F**K me?'
'Thank you for the offer but I'm waiting for {friends name}'.
'OK', and back in she goes. A few moments later...
'{Friends name} is going to be a while. Come on in and F**k me, It'll be good!'
'Seriously, I'm fine out here'
'Do you f**K {friends name}?'
'Not that it's any of your business, but no! Please, just leave me alone'.
'No need to be an d*ck about it!'
My friend had no idea who the woman was when I described the encounter, She must have worked in the building.