Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing A Kid Has Ever Said To You?

do you speak asian? (This is probably the stupidest question of all time, and it was asked by a 5th grader, so maybe they had no idea, but I doubt it lmao)

"If you can speak Chinese, then what does this say?"
*Shows me something that's written in JAPANESE."

Even if it WAS Chinese, I don't know every single one of the:
106,000 words/phrases there are (Google Search)

are you an indian?

chucky cheese is owned by satan

i was going to class then i feel a hand on my back then a kid wispers in my ear "i want to suck the s**t out of your a** then runs

"If you're German, why can you speak English?"

"Your skin looks yummy." Yeah....i got out of there immediately