Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Random Word You Autocorrect Generated?

When I was a kid, I had a playdate with friend named "Maelys". My dad texted my mom telling here that we were still with Maelys, but it autocorrected to "meals". Like, what?

I am a writer, and my auto correct hate names. Ive gotten weird stuff such as:
Eztli- Ezpass
Emese-Teeth
Amena-money
Rui-rat

Brian C*x, the physicist not the actor, once told a story about how his laptop kept correcting Hadron Collider to hard-on colluder.

"Don't" to "Daddy" I still have no idea why T^T

I was texting my friend and we were talking about writing ideas and she texts me "how would your OC react to sitting on someones lap like a kid?"
I replied "They'd probably shift uncomfortably" but my computer autocorrected it to say "They'd probably s**t uncomfortably"
HELP-

Weird, I actually have something. Wish I could recall which phone but it corrected housekey to jihadist.

Corrected "you too" to "you food". How tf does that happen?