Waiting tables in a private country club on a busy Friday night and was seated a large party of 20 people. Since it is a private club and had had been there a few months had seen many of the people before. So I was confused when everyone was really quiet and no one was talking to each other. And I being the happy guy says out loud. Hey everyone life is good did somebody die? Old guy to my left - says yes my wife.
Shriveled inside.
Shriveled inside.