Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Awkward Or Illegal Situation You've Ever Been In? (Closed)

Most awkward situation would be being called to the office and talked to by the administrator and the rev lady for have a s*x*al explicit conversation over school with my gf at the time. And they went into detail about what was said.
Most illegal situation would be when I got a first degree assault charge for getting in a fight

I didn't recognize me crush cuz i was tired and only got an hour of sleep and i told my crush "i like (lets call him kingston)" and he said that he was (kingston) and i threw up in the bathroom. Im prone to humiliation...