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Hey Pandas, What Subject Would You Choose? (Closed)
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Hey Pandas, What Subject Would You Choose? (Closed)

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Due to an admit error at your agents office, you have found out, last minute, you have to give an informative lecture to a packed ball of people. With no time to prepare, no time to research, based only on what you are knowledgeable in, what subject do you choose to talk about?

#1

One of the following;
'The importance of avoiding admit errors to ensure you have a packed hall, and not packed ball.'
'Debunking "self empowerment" and "life coaches"; The power of being yourself.'
'How to talk c**p for hours at short notice and without preparation, while seeming like an authority on a subject.'
5points

#2

Omg, Nathaniel I've been waiting to give people a lecture about this for longest time.
Procrastinating 101.
And I won't show up.
5points

#3

The medical and scientific history of vampire mythology
3points

#4

I'd probably talk about the Gospel, since that's what I am most passionate about.
But next to that, probably the importance of story in our lives or how to support those with mental health issues in your life.
3points

#5

Plants
3points

#6

Easy, I'd just infodump about whatever I was interested in at the time (currently, I would probably just go with an explanation of the hidden links in the Welcome Home ARG and my theories about them)
2points

#7

Stupid not being able to edit the question. Admit should have been Admin. BP give us the ability to edit.
2points

#8

Probably Harry Potter it's the only thing I know lots about.
2points

#9

Being a missionary kid, in Asia, in the 1950s and 1060s.
2points

#10

i would just talk about noahfinnce the entire time lol
2points

#11

How to get away with opening the same themed bear animatronic restaurant over and over and still getting people to come and throw money in my face
2points

#12

Having spent over fifteen years in telephone customer service, I would give a nice little talk on dealing with angry clients on the phone.
2points

#13

why lectures are stupid.
1point

#14

id probably rant about whatever thing i’m most obsessed with at the moment. currently it is lovejoy and fnaf :)
1point

#15

A very long extensive boring history of gothic rock and culture..... And when everyone falls asleep out of boredom, I'll steal all their phones and run screaming into the night....
Or...
A long boring powerpoint presentation, with graphs and diagrams, on how screamo vocals exponentially improve J pop songs...... Then steal everyones phones and run screaming ( in Japanese) into the night....
1point

#16

"Why Spiderman Friend or Foe (2007) is the best Spiderman game of all time"
-2points
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