Hey Pandas, What Strange Things Have You Overheard?

I was at school in science class and I heard a person behind me say "do all Australians have kangaroos for pets" I broke out in laughter and got detention....

I was walking home from school and these dudes were talking about something i over heard this part ‘dude you seriously need to try this it’s so good! I didn’t know it would taste so good, especially from her thing’ 💀💀

I've over heard a couple this year.

1.) In line at grocery store, a Mom and Dad. Dad is acting kind of restless and holding a prescription bag from the pharmacy while Mom is checking out. The cashier keeps eyeballing the Dad, and their daughter who was made 8-9 years old says with a straight face, "Daddy has hemorrhoids."

2.) On a walk, passing 2 teenagers - "I dunno how they fly, I'm not that smart!"

3.) Leaving an exam room at a doctor's office and passing another room as a nurse was coming out - "You want me to put the what on the where now?"

4.) My taxi driver on Bluetooth - "No! I will drown you in your own blood!" There was a pause as he was listening, then he said, "Okay then!" and hung up with a huge sigh. I asked if everything was okay, and he said, "It better be, that was my son in law." I stayed quiet after that.

5.) Overheard in the DVD section of my local library - I assume a grandmother (60's maybe) and a young boy (10-12?) -

Boy - "So Spock is an Elf?"

Grandmother - "No, he's a Vulcan."

Boy - "But he has pointed ears!"

Grandmother - "Vulcans have pointed ears."

Boy - "But they're not elves?"

Grandmother - "I blame your mother."

This happened in high school. I never overheard it but, someone else did and told me. Background info first. One day, just before school was to start, I was walking to my homeroom and I saw a student (who I'll call John) wearing tribal warpaint on his face standing there with a pissed off look. When I got in the classroom, I questioned another student and he told me that the day before John and another student got into a verbal altercation of some kind and the student threatened to tear John's face off. A physical altercation did ensue which I thankfully never heard or saw but, John was expelled. Don't remember what happened with the other student though.

“I have a bigger c**k, so I have a better chance to impress Taylor swift.”

-some 8yo boy in the park. Friggin weird.

some hissing from right behind. right-right behind

I was with my daughters at the zoo and we were walking through the Polar Exhibition. We stopped to look at the penguins. Their enclosure is actually outside, with a nice large pool and a very low fence.

Little Boy: Nana, are penguins birds?
Nana: Yes.
Little Boy: So .... why don't they just fly away?
Nana: The zookeepers clip their wings so they can't fly.