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#41
My step mom always says, “don’t eat all the goddamn food!”
I used to say “then what are we supposed to do with it?” I realized that I was being a jerk and me and my siblings shouldn’t fill up on a bunch of food, I mean hey they still use the loop hole, I don’t.
I used to say “then what are we supposed to do with it?” I realized that I was being a jerk and me and my siblings shouldn’t fill up on a bunch of food, I mean hey they still use the loop hole, I don’t.
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#42
My mum told me that I couldn't use Youtube after I had been bad, so I used my tablet instead, as I haven't got Youtube on there. She caught me and got angry, but when I said the loophole, she let me carry on
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#43
i play magic the gathering (comment if you know what it is) and "indescructable" says you can ignore things that says destroy but you can activate things that says a minus counter
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#44
There's always that one moment when somebody says you cant eat. The answer? Either steal their food of have a milkshake. Wha-la.
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#45
if you have a sibling, and they're being annoying and want you to do something, you can tell them you'll do the thing tomorrow and then when they bring it up, just act like you have no idea what they're talking about. (also sometimes works when they talk about the same thing for the hundredth time, well anyways sometimes it works for my brother)
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