I was catering to the Trustees at a local college. Everyone was dressed to a tee. They had an open bar and many were very tipsy. A man who I had done other events for ask me to help him. He had dropped a 2oz cup of 1000 Island on him. His expensive silk tie ruined. I cleaned up his shirt to the best of my ability. He stood to go wash his hand and Oh Lord, his straddle was caked with the dressing. He was in his late 70s. He looked at his straddle and looked at me and back to his straddle again. When he looked back at me, he said, "Well It can't hurt you" and I had to get on my knees and wipe the dressing to clean him up. There was over 100 people at this event and all eyes were on me. Image the comments from the drunken guest for the remainder of the night! Not to mention that his girlfriend was there but he still insisted that I clean him up.
JUL 21, 2021