Hey Pandas, What Is Your Funniest, Yet Most Stupid Pun? (Closed)

Them: "I'm going to run to the store real quick"

Me: "Why dont you take the car, it's much faster than running"

OR

Them: "I'm going to jump in the shower"

Me: "That doesn't sound safe, maybe just step in like normal"

How many people does it take to skrew in a lightbulb?

None. Its a LIGHT bulb!

I got you a Toyota! What, you're looking for the car? No, it's a TOY YODA.

What kind of music do windmills like? They’re big metal fans.

What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but they don't work.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

Have you heard the song Dynamite by BTS? Its kinda bomb :>

whenever someone asks me how my day was i say-
i had a sans-ational day today.
if you hadn't guessed i love undertale or more specifically sans and the sans aus.

Dude 1: Want to hear a construction joke?

Dude 2: Sure!

Dude 1: Nvm, Im still working on it.

We used to have one Security Operations Centre, but now there are two.
It's a pair of SOCs.

My friend would tell me this one all the time, I think he forgets that I remember him telling it to me so I go along with it and pretend like I haven’t heard it to make him feel better lol

What do mermaids use to wash their hair

TiDe!

i dont want to tell you because im not punny

Have you met the new Irish hairdresser?.... Tim O'Taye

How much does an Irish person pay for shampoo in London.... Pound-Ten