Hey Pandas, What Is Your Funniest Childhood Story? (Closed)

When I was little I came back from the doctor because I was sick, and I couldn't take showers, at lunch I grabbed a two litre bottle of yogurt, put it on my hair, and then made a mohawk, and then I had to shower.

Me and two friends were on one tube. My dad was racing us on a sled. We both go down. Then my dad stops at the bottom, and we a bolting down straight at him! Then we crash into him. Three kids just flying through the air. I swear I saw my dad on the ground while i was 3 feet above him. My friends landed on their stomachs. I landed on my arm. I didn’t break it though. My one friend’s dad said when he looked down he just saw 3 kids flying through the air.

We have a water filter inside of our fridge instead of installed in the outside of the door. My brother's friend came over and asked for a drink of water. We told him sure and he went into the kitchen. After five minutes, he still hadn't come back. We walked into the kitchen, to see him with his glass against the door of the fridge saying, "I don't understand, where does the water come out?"

I went to a private christian school and was bullied HARD because I was sick (feeling that love of Christ!) a new girl I befriended was out of school because she had lice and the popular queen bee got the news and was ready to spread that rumor fast. I told her if she told anyone, I’d say she got lice from her and to stand down. She and her friends decided I was bow public enemy number one and were vicious. It got so bad that the principal called us into her office. I explained that this “ashley” chick was the bane of my existence and was so awful on a regular basis that it made coming to school when I wasn’t in the hospital a living nightmare. This girl starts with these fake tears and I kid you not, actually said “people don’t understand how hard it is to be popular! I would give up my good looks, my personality, AND my popularity just for ONE day of fun!” And you know when you’re younger and know something is funny but look to the adult to confirm it? I looked at the principal ready for her to throw her head back laughing. Instead, she handed her a tissue and told me I needed to cut her some slack. When I got in the car with my brother and sister, I told then what happened and my mom almost crashed laughing so hard. Oh, years later, I looked her up. Guess she gave up her good looks, personality and personality for that one day of fun.

as a kid i fell of my bed (4) and then in the morning i smiled at my mom and a tooth was missing, she read a book telling me about how kids loose teeth. little me was all like : ¨well that not gon happen to ME! >:D¨ and my mom was like...¨ACTualYYyYyY...

One time, when I was super little, I was a small store with my dad. I suddenly lost him and I got super scared, but then I saw him! So I went up to him and just followed him around everywhere. Turns out, it wasn't my dad and I was following a complete stranger. When he turned to look at me he was like, "What the heck child." And walked away. I felt so confused and I laughed so hard.

Probably when i was like 5, I was walking down the stairs and tripped and tumbled down the last like, 5 stairs. My mom and sister both came running to the bottom of the stairs cuz they heard me fall, and i just looked at them, laughed, said i was fine, then started crying like crazy. I had 3 icepacks on my back for the rest of the day but i was fine :). Also i heard stories that once when i was 3, me and my sister replaced an entire cooler of coke with tuna fish :)

Once, I put slime in my hair, and it took HOURS to get out. The worst thing about it was that I already had pretty short hair. So when I was done, I had and ear-length bob cut.