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#21
Job related, but I find them very funny : the 11th commandment in IT is "thou shalt make back ups" and the 12th is "thou shalt not make software adjustments after 16:00 hrs and never on a Friday".
8points
#22
a sandwich short of a picnic
8points
#23
My son says "You cease to amaze me"
My dad always says "Busy as a 1 armed paper hanger in a windstorm"
My dad always says "Busy as a 1 armed paper hanger in a windstorm"
7points
#24
"There's no 'I' in 'genius'!"
Aisling Bea
Aisling Bea
6points
#25
Aussies have heaps of these things
A couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
Silly as a box full of hammers .
Not the sharpest pencil in the box.
Flat out like a lizard drinking.
etc...
Silly as a box full of hammers .
Not the sharpest pencil in the box.
Flat out like a lizard drinking.
etc...
6points
#26
“You can wish/want in one hand and s*it in the other and see which gets filled first.”
6points
#27
A few I grew up hearing in the Southern US:
"Slower than molasses in winter"
"Knee High to a grasshopper"
"Pot calling the kettle black"
"Knee High to a grasshopper"
"Pot calling the kettle black"
6points
#28
My favorite idiot is Donald Trump
5points
#29
"It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." I just love that one
4points
#30
From a game called We Happy Few (ya'll gotta play it), "Snug as a bug on a drug" Seriously, play the game it's really fun, and you have to "TAKE YOUR JOY" >:D
3points
#31
When it's really cold outside, where I'm from we say "It's Butt Cold!" Please don't ask, because I don't know...
3points
#32
Happy as a puppy with two peters.
Sharp as a sack of wet mice
God willing and the creek don't rise
Three fries short of a happy meal
Dumb as a bag of hammers/rocks
More nervous than a long tail cat in a rocking chair contest
Busy as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
That dog don't hunt
Sure she's pretty, but someone, somewhere is tired of her s__t.
That's nucking futs
You are absotively, posolutely correct because pobody's nerfect.
Huked on fonics werked fer mee
I'm not dyslexic, I'm lesdyxic
If life gives you melons, you must be dyslexic
Intelligence doesn't mean common sense
If the opposite of Pro is Con, then the opposite of Progress is...Congress
Sharp as a sack of wet mice
God willing and the creek don't rise
Three fries short of a happy meal
Dumb as a bag of hammers/rocks
More nervous than a long tail cat in a rocking chair contest
Busy as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
That dog don't hunt
Sure she's pretty, but someone, somewhere is tired of her s__t.
That's nucking futs
You are absotively, posolutely correct because pobody's nerfect.
Huked on fonics werked fer mee
I'm not dyslexic, I'm lesdyxic
If life gives you melons, you must be dyslexic
Intelligence doesn't mean common sense
If the opposite of Pro is Con, then the opposite of Progress is...Congress
3points
#33
Beat around the bush. It means to stall or waste time.
3points
#34
"Don't turn round but look who's behind you" to which I always bend over and look through my legs to see who it is, which is weird so they notice me looking at them, BUT I DIDNT TURN ROUND.
2points
#35
Throw a wrench in the works
2points
#36
"He/she is not the brightest crayon in the box."
2points
#37
As soft as warm puppy poop in a sneaker!
As cuddly as a baby barracuda.
As cuddly as a baby barracuda.
2points
#38
In Spain you can say "There were few of us and grandma gave birth" when more people keep coming into a small space or when something bad happens when it all was already going downhill.
2points
#39
My dad, a retired high school guidance councillor, still says "It's not IQ, it's I do!" it isn't so much about how smart you are; it's about putting in the work. The "smart" kid might make it look easy, but you don't see all the work they put in outside of class
2points
#40
When I was in middle school my gym teacher was a whole lot of country. In my period there was about 5 of us Michelle's and he would always say
"you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Michelle"
Apparently that works with anything that's really common.
"you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Michelle"
Apparently that works with anything that's really common.
2points