Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

That supposedly Anne Hathaway, and her husband might be a reincarnation of William Shakespeare and his wife. Supposedly Shakespeare said something to his wife during his dying days amongst the lines of "I will love you in the next life". So there's the theory that our present Hathaway, as well as her husband William may be reincarnations of the ye olde couple. I may not believe it, but I think it's kind of sweet.

Everything was created last Thursday, all your memories feelings, friends and family were all created last Thursday.

People always say that history just repeats its self. In some ways… yes. Consider pandemics.
1720s: the e Black Death
1820s: Childera Attack
1920s: Spanish flu
2020s: coronavirus

Every 100-ish years a different pandemic happens. Evolution? Coincidence? Plan?

My favourite, for personal reasons, is that all quiz shows are fixed. In earlier times, many undoubtedly were, as depicted in the film Quiz Show - and even in the UK, I remember seeing the Hughie Green vehicle Sky's the Limit, where a contestant came on and said "I'll take the thirty pounds now" before they'd even been asked a question (for younger readers - it was a bit like Millionaire, in that the prize rose after each question, with an option to stick or continue. It was shown live, hence the lack of edit). However, having been on three shows, and won one, it's fun to correct people who "know" they're fixed, when in fact I actually "know" that they're not - certainly not any of the ones I've been on.

Any conspiracy theories about snakes. They're funny as heck.

One that makes me laugh pretty hard: my mom is deadass convinced that if you get the Covid vaccine, your e going straight to hell without trial

On 9/11 at the exact moment of the WTC atrocities, the air force were having a training drill for that exact scenario, thus slowing down the response as it wasn't clear what was real.
On 7/7 at the exact moment of the London Bombings, the anti-terror squad were having a training drill for that exact scenario, thus slowing down the response as it wasn't clear what was real. (http://www.julyseventh.co.uk/july-7-terror-rehearsal.html#drivetime)
If it works once...

I'm hoping urban legends count here. (if not then probably the theory of polybius)

The story of La Llorona (search it up).

The moon is hollow. It is an alien space craft.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow_Moon

I accidentally started my own conspiracy theory when I wrote a story claiming that the famous 1945 Roswell, New Mexico incident was just a government fabrication to hide the fact that the actual aliens had landed in rural Maine in 1932. Some people who read it thought I was being serious (at least about the government faking Roswell).

Jon probably got rid of Lyman in Garfield

Story time: I met a guy in college (fall 2013/spring 2014) who directed me to several conspiracy sites, which I checked out. some were....crazy, some were interesting. one I never got a chance to check out until the summer. it turns out there is this guy who has predicted multiple economy falls over the last 50 years. (He predicted the '08 fall.) He was predicting a massive change on a global scale somewhere around the fall of 2019, or the spring of 2020. he couldn't put an exact date on it, but something big was coming. Being in 2014 I figured those years were so far away how could he really know? fall of 2019 I was joking with a friend how I shouldn't have bought a new phone knowing the conspiracy theory I did, due to it being so close, and possibly needing extra money in my account. Then in march 2020, the lockdown hit, and I lost my job. I've never wanted a "conspiracy theory" to be wrong in my whole life. My best friend still doesn't believe me when I tell her to beware of certain "conspiracy" related ideas, but now I'm wondering, if that one came true, what else is "just a crazy conspiracy theory" is true as well???!!!

Not sure if someone said this already but my dad’s side of the fan believe the weather is influenced by the government and they choose bad weather for those who don’t pay taxes. I’m not really sure where this came from, but it’s funny. Some of these theories are just… whoa. What stuff are you ON?

Not sure if it’s much if a conspiracy theory, but lavender town syndrome. It’s basically that the original version of the lavender town theme was extremely distressing, and caused suicides. It was changed for the American release. It can be considered more of a creepy-pasta, but there are certainly people who actually believe it.

that the 1969 moon landing was faked-
there's no wind in space, why is the flag flying? and there should be stars in the background, but it's all black. someone please explain

that we are in a dome i mean go do math stuff they say it takes a while to get to the moon and ISS but it should only take a few hours and they are "really far away" but again via math they should be super close to us, oh and just go look at the weather out here