Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line? (Closed)

I had a guy walk up to me while I was sitting down with a white wall behind me. He put up his hands to kinda "frame" my face and say " Don't mind me, I am just trying to figure out what you would look like on my bed pillows." It was cute, especially when I stood up. I was 7 months pregnant.

If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst.

What does this feel like to you?
-lean over and that them feel your shirt/top
Thats boyfriend material

Are you a library book? Cuz I am totally checking you out!

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to fill you with kids and make their dad disappear (I hope I don't have to clarify but just in case, this is a joke)

Didn't work...how often do you get an opportunity like this? Um, ew.

My favorite CHEEZY one?
"Hi, is your name Papa Murphy?
Cuz I wanna pick you up, take you home, make you all hot n gooey and eat me a pizza you."

Your Father must have been a thief.... he stole two stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

*profuse sweating*
R Y a construction worker, cuz ur building

👍

(No, this is not supposed to make sense )

Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.

Are you color theory? Because you make me lose my mind. (artist rizz ;) )

I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet.

Are you a firework? Because ur stunning and light up the sky, but I don’t want u anywhere near my genitals (ace rizz 👌)

are you a campfire? cause your hot and i want s'more

Nice shoes wanna f@%$

"Are you Wayfair? Because you've got what I need"- its somehow really funny to me lmao

Are you a bird? cause you fly

You're not like other girls!

Of course I gave the "no, I'm three owls in a trench coat" reply.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

I hate it, but why do I like it???

the local pizza takeout