Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Cheesy Pick-Up Line? (Closed)

Did you fall from Heaven? Because is looks like you landed on your face.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz you're the only 10 I see.

i hate it

Mario is red
Sonic is blue
Will u be
My player two

(Its so cuteeee)

I used this one on my crush: "Hey, are you tired? Because you have been running through my head all day."

He called me immediately because he thought was something was wrong because NO WAY I would say that to him if I was sober.🤣
I guess mission accomplished?

"Excuse me sir, do you have a permit for those huge guns?" *looks pointedly down at biceps*

It works shockingly well.

I figured out that you're a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else just disappears...

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you...

I got asked "What's your sign"?
I answered "Married".

"If I were a gardener I would put our tulips together"

How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice.

"are your parents bakers? because you're a cutie pie"

best part? his parents ARE bakers and now we're dating :)

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

Have you got any English in you? Would you like some?

It hasn't worked, but it always gets a laugh because it's unexpected.

"Did it hurt? When you clawed your way up through the ground out of hell?"

How would you like to be my future ex-wife?

Had a guy come up to me, dip his fingertip in his drink, and wipe it on my shirt. Then he says, "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."

It did not work, but I definitely laughed!

Nice tooth

You've got a nice set of legs, what time do they open.

The worst: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. 😉

This one worked.

Kiss me like you mean it.