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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Pickup Line?
CuriositiesNOV 27, 2023

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Pickup Line?

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Share your best ones, keep them appropriate!

#1

Excuse me, there’s something in your eye…
Nvm, it was just a ✨sparkle✨
6points

#2

Your hand looks heavy.
Let me hold it.
4points

#3

Are you anxiety? 'Cause you're making me nervous!
4points

#4

1) Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Uranium
2) Are you Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
3points

#5

I with I was thymine so I could be paired with U
2points

#6

Lol okay I have 2
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together✨ (in an aussie accent ofcc)
This one may trigger some people, but here goes: Are you an American school? 'Cause I'd like to shoot some kids in you
LMAO
If you got offended by the second one, I'm sorry :(
2points

#7

Since I would be arrested if I so much as say hi to a female, I can only soeculate if this would work. "It must be tiring to carry around all that pretty."
1point

#8

(this one helped me get together with my gf, true story!)
Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?
1point

#9

wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off
(i'm drowning in cheese here)
0points
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