Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Joke Or The Best Joke You've Ever Heard?

For me, I have a kinda dark sense of humour so my humour is kinda broken, but I love hearing jokes nonetheless. Lets see how many people we can get to laugh today. Spread some laughs and happiness. Sometimes a joke can make someones day and I feel like we all need that this time of year, with all the stress of the holidays coming up.