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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Comeback To Insults Or Teases? (Closed)
CuriositiesAPR 8, 2025

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Comeback To Insults Or Teases? (Closed)

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You know. When people snap back at you, yell at you, tease you, stuff like that. I’d like to see how interesting this becomes.

#1

Classmate: “[1] and [2] sitting in a tree…”

Me: “F-A-L-L-I-N-G”
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#2

A sphincter says what?
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#3

When someone says i'm ugly and dumb:

Me: Well, I might be dumb, but you're as dumb as a rock, oh wait, a rock has a reason to exist, sorry.
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#4

Welp, probably just punching them works. Shuts them up :)
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#5

So is this really what you want to argue about?
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