Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Autopilot Moment? (Closed)

Not me, but a friend of mine wrote a beautiful poem to her new husband in a card and signed with ... Kind regards..

i needed to pee.
the girlfriend at the time gave me some washing, and asked me to put it in the basket in the hall on the way past.

i was stood in front of the washing basket, about to undo my trousers when i realised.

yep. i had put her dirty t shirts in the toilet.

Years ago i went to the Dr and asked for something to quiet down my racing thoughts (I have ADHD but also a heart condition so I can't have amphetamines). I was prescribed 200mg of seraquel!
I used to go to my sister's house of a night and hang out, roughly 40km from where I lived. I was told to take my meds at dinner time so I would. I would end up pulling into my driveway with no recollection of how I got there, its a miracle I didn't kill somebody or myself. I have since stopped those meds and found alternative ways to calm my brain at bedtime. It's crazy that it was legal for me to take these meds but if I smoke weed I'm breaking the law.

I was playing a chess game with my friend and I zoned out. I don't remember anything happening in those few minutes but when I woke up again, I had my friend in checkmate.

Playing the flute , pressing the buttons and not really thinking about it

I have to take medicine twice a day. morning & night. Different medicines each time. One night I took the morning medicine & then I was looking at the medicines thinking I have done something wrong. After few seconds I realised taken the morning medicine again

I was half asleep and my ex-friend started venting about something. everyone in my friend group has sleeping problems, and we try to respect that. this harpy (ex-friend for a reason) shrieks at me (because she doesn't know how to talk normally ig.) so I reflexively respond with "oh, slay." she then starts sobbing because she was talking about how her latest boyfriend had broken up with her.

Accidentally packed my bag and went to the climbing hall instead of packing my swimming gear and going to the swimming pool

Driving 52 km to work in the morning without remembering the drive or how I got there.

I am allergic to a lot of things in the environment and food. I have done an oral immunotherapy. I can now eat wheat eggs, peanuts and milk even though I’m still allergic to them because I’ve lowered my sensitivity enough. However, I woke up one morning with really bad, environmental allergies and I wasn’t going to eat anything that I was allergic to, so we go to lunch, and my brain is on auto pilot and I end up eating four chips and queso. By the time I realized that I had eaten it, I had a severe stomachache, and had to use an EpiPen, and then went to the urgent care. So that’s how I spent my Sunday.

I constantly tell people thanks, you too, when they say happy birthday or congratulations or good job or something like that lol

Coffee in the fridge and milk in the cupboard

Waking up at 4:27 am thinking "oh s**t". Then I look at my alarm clock and realize it's not 6:50. That happens from time to time.

Just this morning: had just buttered a muffin and nearly put the knife on the counter and the butter dish in the dishwasher.

I went to my B day classes the entire A day yesterday. I ended up having to go across the school every time I did and was late for all my classes....

I poured coffee over my berry Cheerios 😭

Had a runner/server gig for a while - taking orders to patrons, collecting dishes etc. Therq