I was sitting in a park, on the swings.
(This isn’t the exact conversation, but roughy what happened)
Karen: Hey, you!
Me: Me?
Karen: Yes, you!
Me: What?
Karen: Don’t speak to me like that!
Me: Jeez, sorry!
Karen: I don’t like your body language
Me: My uh - what?!
Karen: Stop doing that thing with your fingers! (Whenever I’m stressed I run my thumb between my fingers, it calms me down)
Me: Okay okay, sorry! What did you want?
Karen: I want you to take those socks and shoes off! And I want you to change out of that T-shirt!
Me: Uhm, no way. What’s wrong with them?
Karen: They’re rainbow!
Me: Yes, they’re rainbow. Well done, you’ve learned a new word
Karen: I’m older than you! Respect me!
Me: Point taken
Karen: Your clothes are promoting a sin!
Me: And, that sin is?
Karen: Being gay!
Me: You seriously think being gay is a sin?!
Karen: Yes!
Me: Sorry to disappoint you, honey, but it ain’t.
Karen: Yes it is!
Me: No it isn’t. Leave me alone
Karen: You gays are so stupid!
Me: Yeah, I am gay, and I am stupid. I have some very smart and very gay friends, though
Karen: You think you’re so smart, don’t you?!
Me: You literally just called me stupid. I JUST CALLED MYSELF STUPID. No, I don’t think I’m ‘so smart’
Karen: *storms off*
Hehe-
And that, dear children, is how you beat a Karen