Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Injury You've Ever Had? (Closed)

I was in 2nd grade and I broke my arm fallng off the monkey bars.

I ran into countless poles, doors, and door frames.
I've also hit my head under tables because I misjudged the distance.

It's a wonder I haven't lost all my sight and/or suffered from a brain injury( if I haven't already)🙍

I've broken my arm(ish) twice. The first time I was running and fell over. Clean break, got a nice cast out of it. The second time I was standing still and fell from a platform less than a ruler-length off the ground, onto my outstretched arm, onto softfall. Somehow this managed to put a break in my elbow. No, I don't know how either. Strongest joint in the body, huh...

Dented my bone

My sister threw a pair of metal tongs at my face, slicing right above my eyebrow.
I've gotten snake bitten, went to the hospital, they didn't do anything so I had crutches for a month or so, right after I got out of crutches a log fell on my arm and cracked one of the bones in my wrist, no hospital. Now when I make a fist there's a lump. When I was learning to pop a wheelie, (I was using an old bike, the peddles were broken) one of the metal rods that are supposed to go through plastic, cut my shin to the bone, then about a month later I fell under a outdoor sink stove space thingy and scraped my other shin, and sprained it. No hair grows there now, and there is zero feeling.
I cut the tip of my finger off.
I stabbed myself in the hand with a latch.
I've gotten attacked by three wasps at once.
I've headbutt a goat. (Don't do this, you'll get a concussion. It's not very fun)
I've smashed my kneecap.
I was carrying a sheet of corrugated metal and somehow sliced it into my foot, cutting it to the bone, and nicking the anterior tibial vein. I used butterfly bandaids for a month,and its all better. Except sometimes it hurts randomly.
And just the other day my shoulder popped out of socket.

Basically fell on my grandparents driveway and hurt my knee. My knuckles but worst of all, got almost half my face torn of skin.

Well, I never broke any bones, but I was in a motorcycle accident (without protective gear, stupid me) and basically left about half the skin of my body on the tar road. We are talking outer legs, arms, shoulders and back. Not very serious, but once they all started stabbing over, it was difficult moving without the scabs tearing and bleeding again. Took about 2 months before all the scabs healed.

I broke my hand in three places on a mountain vacation, then, on the way back to our cabin, I fell and broke my leg. Yeah, it hurt a lot! And really unfortunate lol

My ex slashed my leg open, I wasn’t allowed to go get stitches - it was about 8 inches long. You know when you scoop ice cream from the middle of the tub? Yeah, my leg kinda looks like that. Dealing with that was pretty horrific - it’s fully headed for years now, a beautiful 2inch wide 8 inch long scar

When I was in preschool the school I went to had pavement on the ground and there was this purple dino. Everyone was jumping off of it so younger me thought " Hey it would be cool to jump off the tallest part of it right?" So I jumped off the head and I ended up landing on my left leg and the top layer of skin ripped off. ( Luckily there seven layers of skin max plus I was young so it healed pretty fast, so it wasn't too bad. )

I shattered my thumb in a window.

I got full thick burn ony neck chest and belly and arm. And got 3rd degree burns on the face and ear. Had to have skin graphs on my neck chest and belly and arm I got burnt on 35% of my body. Made it through and am alive. Still have awful scares and everyone thinks I'm way older than I am. It sad but I go on. I'm still here there must be a reason for that and I have three kids so I. Strong for them. I hope they grow up to not treat anyone that looks different, don't treat them different. Pretend it not there. Because that is what like people to do to me. Pretend you don't see the burn scares yes I know I have them I don't need to be reminded sometimes if a good conversation I'm okay with. But sometimes I just don't want to talk about it and lot of people are very rude and nosey like mind your own damn business

When I was younger my auntie was pushing me in a stroller and a dog attacked the stroller then I fell face first and skid my face and I'm older and now it is still messed up

when i broke my ankle.. Couldent dance for over a week!

Burns from a gas explosion
I was 17 and alone at home. Turns out there was a leak which I couldn't smell cause I got the flu. Then when I went to turn the burner on.... boom!!!
Got burns on my face and both arms...
It was so painful and equally traumatic...

And it all happened last year

Two separate accidents, first, I was walking to the bus stop to get to university in the middle of winter (I live in Canada), slipped on some black ice, and my elbow went through the glass. No stitches or anything, but I still have scars. The second was a hit and run/drink driver (not me), and I survived with a displaced knee, fractured: femur, L2 on the spine, right cheekbone, concussion, and more I can't remember

When I was 6, I was playing at a playground, I decided to hide behind a swing, not a very bright idea, obviously when the swing came down it hit me and I went flying and got knocked out when I landed. When I woke up, skin a mess blood all over the place.
Another time, I dropped a glass bottle, it shattered and took a chunk of my flesh, there was a hole in my leg , still grosses me out 🤢

Recently in football, I got hit a weird way and my kneecap moved to the side of my knee. It was like that for almost an hour before it pooped back in place as they were laying me on a table to inspect it.

I'm known for being clumsy, so this came as no surprise to everyone. But when I was in third grade, I slipped and slammed my face against a counter top and then smacked my head against the floor, and I had a knot on my head the size of a golf ball *not joking* and my teeth and nose were also messed up, Andi got rushed to the hospital, and I kept backing out and woke up about three times, and man, it's was scary. The first time I woke up, I was in a cat scan, the second time I was laying on a table with a bright light and nurses around me, and the third time I was in a hospital bed. It scared me pretty bad and I didn't wanna do anything that could make me hit my head again, and if I would hit my head in even the slightest, I would have a panic attack. I sometimes had nightmares about it. I'm over it now, but I had a nightmare recently, and man, I did not sleep for like three days after that.

I had a kickstand go thru the back of my left foot, missing my achilles by centimeters.

So I was downhill mountain biking and I was on a tougher trail and I was at a steep downhill part and in kinda flattened out and my front tire hit a log and the bike kicked me over the handle bars and u landed strait on my back and had a ton of cuts and stuff but nothing was broken thankfully