I have a couple stupid ones…
The oldest one was when I was about 3 years old and I broke my arm climbing on my dad, now I’m laughing about how stupid I was.
The next one was my first time with a box cutter, and I just stabbed myself with it.
The third one was also pretty stupid, I hurt my wrist cartwheeling off a couch (IDK why I ever did that🤷♀️).