Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Or Someone You Know Has Ever Written (Or Is Writing)?

I'm currently writing a story, it's absolutely ridiculous. I started it about seven months ago. It wasn't supposed to get so long, but it's now over 2000 pages. It spans over 20 years, takes place in the future, and doesn't have a plot. Its truly just a large compilation of short stories with recurring characters.