Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Did As A Baby? (Closed)

every time my grandpa held me, i would stare deeply in his eyes- as if i was some kinda demon

Yo de recién nacida dormía en la cama con mis padres, mi madre me acostaba en sus brazos y hacia un muro de almohadas, para que mi papá no me aplastará, a la mañana siguiente siempre amanecía pegada a las costillas de mi padre, detrás del fuerte de almohadas.

stare at the ceiling fan. for hours. just laying on a blanket.

I started walking. Everyone got excited. Scared me sat down. Didn't walk again for two years.

Apparently I liked to climb things and go high, I climbed up our Christmas tree before I turned one and scared my parents half to death. Ironic since I’m afraid of heights as an adult. And I also couldn’t walk until I was like 3-4 without taking of my socks and holding them in each hand. If someone took a sock from me I would immediately fall over.

I once punched one of my mom's best friends straight in the eye when I was like 2 years old. Nobody knows why I did that.

She had a black eye for like a month.

I was just all around strange. If it would get too quiet i would scream until someone payed attention to me.

The second word i ever spoke was Spanish- and i grew up in a completely Emglish environment. Actually is was ‘ ayúdame ‘ It means ‘Help me’… i was in a highchair..

At two i also fell off a toilet and busted my lip so my mom and i have matching lip scars. ^^

When I was teething, I started to cry one time, and my dad gave me an onion. Why, I don't know, but he said I was just happy gnawing on a raw onion.

i used to speak with a Northern accent, never been up north and im from the midlands

When I was a baby I held my breath until I passed out when I was frustrated. But stranger still, I saw monkeys in my window, at least this is how I described them. I know there were three of them and they would sometimes just stare at me. It was terrifying. Obviously it had to be my imagination since I lived in Los Angeles at the time.

Not exactly a baby, but as a toddler I was pretending to be a cow. I sat in the front yard eating grass, I accidentally ate a grasshopper and started to cry because I felt bad.

According to my folks I would removed my soiled diapers at daycare, march them over to the nearest teach and “demand” to be changed.

I didn't crawl. At all. As I result I have an incredibly weak core and have physio therapy. Plus I find running harder and more tiring then other people. Thanks past self. -_-

Mom found me trying to grab her adult books but holding my arm in a manner of which it looked like I was possessed

Look terrified all the time 😅 i still do tbh

Hid my moms Blackberry (old phone) in the spokes of her bike when I was a baby hehe took two months to find

as a baby, I never crawled. I went from scooting on my stomach to walking. which may or may not have ruined my ability to bend my wrists.

When I was about one year old, my mom caught me eating roly poly bugs. Grosses me out to this day.

I was maybe 3 or 4 when I wanted to grow up and be spiderman so I practiced by climbing up the

When I was around 2, I stuck cheerios up my nose, A LOT of them, my mom thought I was safe in my highchair with a snack and walked out of the room for a minute.

Also as a toddler, I tried running a motorized toy truck through my hair, obviously that didn’t work out too well!

Also as a toddler, I wanted to be a Monchhichi when I grew up lol.