Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing A Stranger Had Said To You?

Can I stroke your a**e? ... I've had so many strangers say the strangest of things to me over the years but nothing compares to the random guy who turned up on my doorstep once and asked if he could, and I quote, "stroke my a,**e"... Living on a farm, I assumed I'd misheard and he was talking about the horses in the field. Yet, when I asked him to clarify, he was actually horrified at the thought of stroking a real horse and pointed to my a**e instead ... Shocked and fighting back laughter I just about managed to tell him to get lost before crying laughing
No idea who he was or where he came from, but yeah, won't forget him for sure...

"Hi. :D How are you?"

-the lady I made eye contact with through a bathroom stall door whilst I was taking a s***

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