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Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Phrase You’ve Ever Seen Advertised? (Closed)
CuriositiesOCT 17, 2022

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Phrase You’ve Ever Seen Advertised? (Closed)

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There are so many weird ads out there. Share the phrases that seemed weird to you.

#1

I once saw a Dorito ad where a man was paying attention to his woman, he only wanted Doritos. So she went to the bedroom and covered herself in Doritos. I was traumatized.
4points

#2

That new Capri-sun ad, bro. It's a man acting all seductive and squirting Capri-sun into his mouth. Then at the end, it says: "Your kids will never know" Even though it's talking about "less sugar," I think there's a deeper meaning...🤔🤔🤔
2points

#3

Another Doritos ad A boy loved Doritos and his girl got jealous and then played in bed and got naked and put Doritos on her boobs and d**k.
1point

#4

Protochol. 100% unnecessary.
It's a protein shake mixed with alcohol. At least it's not false advertising.
1point

#5

Evolution isn't real, it's a corporate lie, call (this number) for truth!
1point

#6

I saw a QT Kitchen ad that said "Your Mouth Is Round For A Reason"
1point
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