Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Name For A Human You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

I once heard of a police officer with the name "Rob Bank". Not the weirdest name but very ironic.

Anita D**k. Her parents were living up their last name.

I once knew a woman who took her husbands surname when they married. It was Cowslut.

My cousin named her baby Stoney
Also some twins in my brother's class were named Fire and Ice

La-A (pronounced La-Dash-Ah)

My mom used to tease her younger sister and say that she would name her first born child "Ida Clare," (I declare.)

This one is actually not bad, but I met this kid named Shy Angel.
First name Shy Angel.

Richard ‘D*ck’ Head (a boy my mum went to school with). Why? Just why? I also went to school with a Tabitha Katz (as in ‘Tabby Katz’). Some parents are odd.

I went to school with a Sunday Knight.

My friend's name is Cricket. Biological. He's an amazing person, never teased once. I think it's a cool name, honestly.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop

Arckode (boy in my science class 💀)

My foster brother for three months was named Great Wolf. His biological father, a bald white man, thought he was a Native American healer.

I use to work with a woman who's last name was Niederguess. If she had taken her husband's name when they married, she would have been Niederguess Pozybutt.

On a different theme, in my college dorm the head of my floor was Kitty Hawk (site of the first controlled powered airplane flight). Her brother's name was Tommy Hawk (think tomahawk, a type of hatchet).

Dandelion

I think the weirdest name is my name. its Areah.

I have a cousin named Cinderella. She goes by Cindy needless to say.

Sky Walker

Abcde. Pronounced Ab-city. Like...what? Also Goat. I heared that one and thought, "poor kid."

Once overheard a mom yelling at her kid "canyon" to stop splashing random people at the pool.