Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Dream You Have Ever Had? (Ended)

So I have 2 so once I had a dream I could fly and I woke up thinking it was real so I jumped off the top stair and it didn’t work. My weirdest one was my friends and I were little asparagus and we were dancing on a train and we jumped of the front and got killed by the train I don’t know what the hell is wrong with my brain just... don’t ask

When I was pregnant with our twins, I kept having awful dreams about not being able to get to my babies. Oddly enough, this lead to my favorite dreams of all time. I was running through various wards of the hospital trying to get to my babies. It was clear I was a regular visitor because, even though I was frantic, I exchanged greetings with everyone as I passed. When I entered the ward for stingrays with sprained ankles (I know, right?!) I cheerfully yelled "HI, STINGRAYS!!!" as I ran past their tanks. In unison, they all happily burbled back, "HI KATE!!!" That still makes me smile ten years later!

I once had a repeating dream that Ariana Grande was a cannibal who was trying to take over the world. It was actually pretty terrifying.

I still don't know what the hell I was exactly dreaming about at the time, but my mother once came into my room in the morning to talk to me and I hadn't fully woken up from my dream yet. My response to her was "What about the dead horse?"

Once I had a dream that if I used my baby sister's blankie and put it in a giant picture frame and then set it under our dining table, it would transport me to another world, in which i had apparently befriended a baby penguin.
The penguin took me to its favorite playground, where I went on a slide that slid all the way to California, into the redwoods. At this point I realized I was dreaming, and had to explain to the penguin that I had to wake up to prove I was dreaming. I then clapped in my dream, and I apparently clapped in real life too, waking me up.

I had a dream where Bored Panda verified that a story actually happened before publishing it.

No me, but an ex-boyfriend used to dream about doing the laundry. How do I know this? He talked in his sleep and complained about the sheets not getting clean.
When he was awake he had no memory what so ever about it, and this went on for like two weeks. Almost every night it was apparently the same laundry dream with him complaining about sheets that didn't get clean.

He didn't belive me when I told him, so I filmed him and showed it to him and he had absolutely no idea why he dreamed that, but he thought it was creepy. I tried joking about it, saying he had "hot steamy laundry dreams" but he didn't find it funny at all, and eventually the dreams stopped.
I'm still laughing a little at it when I'm doing my laundry and the memory pops up.

After taking some cold medicine, I had a very vivid dream that Willie Nelson stole my dog and I had to chase him across country to get my dog back. Except, Willie Nelson was in his tour bus and I had to drive a golf cart (I don't know why I drove a golf cart because I own a regular car and I live near an airport). It was an entire night of me dreaming how to make Willie's tour bus, The Honeysuckle Rose, stop along a highway so I could get my dog back because I couldn't get near him or the bus when he was in concert.
I kept seeing all these news reports of Willie Nelson being in concert and bringing my dog on stage with him. I would get madder and more determined to find Willie and steal my dog back.
Finally, I just bought a front row ticket to his show in Springfield, IL. When Willie brought by dog out on stage, I called my dog's name. The dog recognized me and ran to the stage and jumped in my arms. We were outside the venue and I was feeding him cheese (the dog, not Willie Nelson - although we would have shared the cheese with Willie Nelson if he would have been there) and it started to rain.
Then I woke up.

I have often had a dream where I am being chased by a big cat. I have to open and close the many doors I come to but the animal just goes through. The locations vary as do the cats, lion, tiger, leopard etc. No, I was not scared by a pet cat as a child we only ever had canaries.

I once had a huge recital of some sort the next day. Drank a huge cuppa milk...because of the whole sleep thing. That night, I dreamt that we were on a beach ice skating in 2000 degree weather. (Farenheit) I was going to go join them but then I ended up taking a ride on a dolphin. Then I somehow went to school. And found my two teachers sitting in a house playing with a kid. And then they turned into Trump...and at that point I woke up terrified. I was a weird kid.

I dreamed one time that I was in preschool and I was part of a gang of preschool boys that were all named Dylan. We were in a secret hideout who knows where, on this giant staircase. Brunette Dylan saw this giant spider and Blonde Dylan dared me to go capture it. They threatened me until I obliged. As I started walking, Blonde Dylan pushed me down the stairs. To this day, I still have no idea where anything from that dream came from.

i always have this same dream where im being chased by someone who looks familiar but i don't know and i can't run it's hard to explain but i cant run in the dream but i can like float away and i never know what was chasing me or who it was.

We are having a nightmare where Donald Trump is President of the United States.

Another one: All my teachers doing the Macarena when I was in 5th grade.

They were all singing 'Fight Song' really off-key and also throwing homework at me every time they turn-jumped.

I had this recent dream where I was crossing the road. It wasn't anything scary or insane. It was just a road with me being the only one there. There was no one else in sight. I crossed the road without out checking left and right and it wasn't on a pedestrian crosswalk. All the sudden, I see this purple pick up truck on my left coming at me when I'm in the middle of the road. I felt the fight or flight response, but I did nothing to get to safety. I wasn't petrified out of fear but just stood there. Needless to say, I got ran over and the scene faded away.

Oh my god where should I start. So I was walking my dog( most of my dreams start like this) and one of my childhood friends, Lillian,appears from behind a tree. She tells me that Hogwarts is real, and I am really a witch. At first I don’t believe her, but then she grabs my arm and Apparates to Hogwarts, which is impossible because there are several bewitchment on the castle to prevent this, so I try to explain this to her, at which point she slapped me and turns into Hagrid, who pulls a minature Buck beak out of his pocket and says, “meet my little friend. “Then, several bullets shoot out of Buckbeacks mouth and hit me in the head, and then the dragons mouth appears behind me, and I fall into it but I just keep falling and falling and falling. This happened last night.

I've had too many weird or unexplainable dreams to count. One of them that has stuck with me, however, is a dream I had about a year ago, in which about 20 students and 5 teachers from my school were relocated to a laboratory in order to learn/teach instead, and I was one of the 20 students. Oddly, some rooms looked exactly like some of the classrooms.

At one point of the dream, I had a blonde wig for some reason. The other students made fun of me because of that. This part went on for an uncomfortably long amount of time, and had no other significance to the dream.

Afterwards, I had to carry around a large sausage made of Spam. It was large enough that I had to wrap it around my shoulders, and as wide as a dinner plate. What I didn't know until I got to my classroom, however, was that pieces of the sausage were falling off. When I finally realized what had happened, I ended up with a slab of Spam sausage, and some students were giving me pieces of the sausage back. One kid I really hated gave me a notebook instead, and I slapped him with the part of the sausage I still had while yelling at him.

I believe the dream ended with all 20 of the students working together to escape the laboratory by stealing a car GTA-style and driving off. The most unrealistic thing wasn't necessarily the fact that none of us knew how to drive, but the fact that I didn't even like anyone at my school. Really, I still don't.

Once I had a dream where my mother was in the hospital with my second sibling (who does not exist; it was my first night in a while sleeping without a doll) and a murder was in the hospital she was giving birth in and I think she dies. Also I had a dream where my brother was in the hospital and he came back but there was something different about him. He was a clone. The real one was dead. This was after watching a LEGO stop-motion video of a hospital and I freaked out. The day after the second dream my brother hit his head on the concrete floor after falling off a step-stool. He was okay and was never hurt but it was weird. Also the dream two nights ago where Darth Vader was there and being like a father and we had a balcony on our garage.

There was a couple of year when i was around 7 that i had nightmares almost every night. There's one that i remember specifically. I'm standing in a room that has one wall made entirely of windows. As I'm looking out I see this weird swirling fog coming towards the window. It goes through it and turns into 2 people. They start to walk towards me and even though in the dream I have no idea who they are, I know i have to get away. I stand up and turn around and start running to the nearest door. My dad is standing next to it talking with someone, and when I try to run through, he puts his arm in front of the door without looking at me. I start yelling and yanking on his arm trying to get him to let me go through, but he ignores me. I turn around, and the people are standing right in front of me, just staring. Then I wake up. Also had a dream i had to choose which one of parents i had to feed to a shark.

Not sure if ya'll are ready for this weirdness. Had this dream when I was a teen. (I'm almost 39 now so you can understand how I remembered it)
I dreamed one night that I was a nurse at a hospital. The hospital was located at the end of a cul de sac literally in the middle. On the right side of the street before you hit the cul de sac was a huge upscale apartment building (picture NY) and that's where I lived. Although it was "upscale" the neighborhood was not so there was a curfew. No one was allowed in the building after 10 even if you lived there. I got off one night super late due to some emergencies that came through. I went home exhausted and covered in blood and the doorman saw me. "Sorry" he said, "You know I can't let you in." I plead with him, "Come on... you know me, I've lived here forever." He acknowledged that but still refused me entry. So I decided to go back to the hospital to use the pay phone (yes that long ago, kids, a pay phone was a phone located on the street that you would put change in to make a call) I walked up to the payphone and called a cab company to take me to my parents house that was apparently about 30 min away. They said they'd be there in an hour. (an hour?!) Cab company knew the side of town I was in and was afraid to come out there. They warned me if I wasn't outside they'd just leave. So I walked into the lobby / ER of the hospital to wait so I wasn't out side. Here's where it gets weird (remember this for later it's important - and mind you this was during the Gulf war I had this dream) As the doors slid open I saw a lady sitting on a gurney playing with a baby in her lap. She looked incredibly sad. What struck me as odd is she didn't notice that right above her was a soldier splattered against the wall. I mean splattered. You could see the green camo uniform, the tan boots, even the dog tags hanging above her head with blood dripping off of them. Intestines and blood were everywhere. Skin, fractured bones you name it. I could read the name on the dog tags though. (I can't remember it all these years later but it was plain as day back then) Blood was dripping on her and the baby and the baby had a piece of intestine in their hands. But neither seemed to notice. I was instantly hit with such sadness. I knew deep down this must've been her husband and she didn't know. I walked back out side and the cab was there. I got in and gave the cabbie the address. He said "I know where you're going" and the driver was my DAD. I was like "what the hell are you doing driving a cab" He said "excuse me? why do you do the work you do?" I said "But dad you work Law enforcement." "Dad?! I don't know you." He dropped me off at my parents house without saying another word. I was about to go inside to figure out why my dad was denying my existence and driving a cab when I woke up. It was morning and I went out to the kitchen to find my parents drinking coffee and reading the paper. The front page had a story about a local military hero that was killed in action the day before. His convoy was hit by an IUD. He left behind a wife and small baby. His name? Yup the same I had seen in my dream..... still freaks me out to this day, and never figured out what the cab thing was all about.