Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Conversation You Have Ever Accidentally Eavesdropped On? (Ended)

once i was out side and i heard some kid say no barb pokemon are not in my little pony

This did not happen to me, but a friend of mine. He was on a long-distance bus, almost an hour in. Right behind him, there were two young lads, nothing out of the ordinary. One of them in a super sweet cartoonish voice asked the other:
- Mommy, may I sing?
"Mommy", being the other lad, answered softly:
- Sing my baby bear, sing.
And he proceeded to silently and softly sing "oooh, ooh, oooo-oooh" imitating a cute tiny bear for an hour, until my friend got off the bus.

Once a lady told me that her son has an illness. She didn't know how it was called but she said: it starts with an O.
I answered: obsesive compulsive disorder?
No, is was otism => Autism...

Well, I overheard my sister coming out to her friend that she was lesbian... (I had know for a while, though)

"that red polka dot scarf tasted like violets."

Was in line to return some stuff at Tar-jay one day when the woman in front of me was returning some bad cucumbers. The woman had to have been the most straight laced person I've ever seen and she was upset at the horrible taste of these cucumbers. She claimed that two of them were even still somewhat covered in mud. Well as her return was being processed, a girl of about 12-ish walked up looking SUPER sheepish at the site of those cucumbers. That's right little one... I know what you did.

So I was in my favorite pancake house. The lady behind me let’s call her Karen, came into the doors looking for a specific person. She sat down with a older man and basically started yelling because the man was hard of hearing. She said,” John I was thinkin’ if my son keeps killin the birds out in the yard, I might just have to lock him in the stupid dog’s cage for another week!!” At this point me and my family knew it was time to leave.

I walked up to my sibling and their friend and I heard:
"Yeah, but a bus engine would be too heavy."
"Aw, I think I could hold it."

I heard these two conversations on the same day in two very different shops. In the first shop I heard this young lad loudly say "Let's get out of here we've spent a (expletive) fortune". This was in Poundland! Right next to this shop is one of the more expensive supermarkets, Waitrose. An extremely posh women said to her friend "We were doing so well with Sherry glasses and then they all just seemed to break". I enjoyed the contrast.

I am half Greek/half Brit so I can understand both languages.
I was riding a London bus and there were three people bashing a colleague in Greek, thinking that no one would understand what they were talking about.
They said a few bad things, nothing to write home about, until one of them looks the other two and says "and you know that he is a coprophiliac, right"?
I tried so hard to not burst out laughing.

I was walking home from work one night and heard a guy on the phone to someone who was obviously his partner. He didn't see me approaching and as I've walked past all I heard was "Don't worry I won't take any viagra before I come home again" I burst out laughing announcing my presence and he looked absolutely mortified!

So in Science this boy in front of me and my friend had his photos open and there was a picture of a purple ballerina. We asked him why and his friend said because she likes ballerinas. The weirdest thing was that the dude high five him and said 'nice you called me she'

once i heard 2 people say that they couldnt believe that their parents had blocked youtube and all social media, they were both teenagers. 0.o

Probably outside my school I heard a girl say "I did like have it. He was so CUTE. My parents were so MAD!! I only felt bad because they were so disappointed I was crying and crying and then while I was screaming "iM SUCH A BAD KID" I tripped and rolled down the stairs"

thats all i got sorry

This was a few years ago...
So these 3 guys are hanging around our local pub and i avoid them (as any person who didn't want trouble would) and as i'm about to turn the corner a fight breaks out! The tallest guy has shoved over one of the other guys and is yelling at him (while kicking him), "Rainbows are cool! Rainbows are cool!" over and over again....

My friend was staying at my house overnight and her mom called her to when we got home. She kept telling her mom about how these two girls in our grade were spying on her which I found a little weird considering that we were in sixth grade.

I obviously didn’t hear the whole thing but I was at dinner about a year ago with my family. There was a couple sitting at the next table over talking about their child. They were trying to come up with a plan to make the kid listen to them, and have better behavior, and the woman said something along the lines of, “Harold, we’re obviously not raising him right if he wants to sleep in the dumpster.”

once i heard someone say that a year 6 girl was going out with a year 10