Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Recieved?

"Your lips look soft..." A random dude at Walmart. Um... thanks..?

random person at new leaf “ wow ur sweatshirt is very interesting in a deathy,halloweeny way”. fyi it was a plain black sweatshirt in the middle of February.

When I was in my mid-40’s, a guy I worked with saw a pic of me in my early twenties. In front of a group of people, he said “wow!! You used to be good looking. I sure would have asked you out”. We were both single at the time.

Little kid to longhaired teenager me: I like your hair. You look like you’re going to KILL somebody!

A young nephew said, I really like your hair, I can see your skull through it. Ok so I have thinning hair, so what!

„Birth happy hips“

My 5yr old cousin told me she liked the red dots on my face (acne) because they're her favourite colour!

not me but when my sister was about 5 months old, someone complimented her toes in the most serious voice when we went to a baseball game. My mom thought it was weird but I couldn't stop laughing.

“I like your voice when you yell” said to me by a creepy emo kid in my class after I was yelling out of anger…

i like the way your nails look. they are so clean!

I just had my hair done, new color and highlights. Went from a dark blond to very light blond with cherry red highlights. My cousin walks in and sees it and says "Your highlights are aggressive, but it's good"

Some one told me I have nice earlobes. Not even just ears. THEY SPECIFIED F**KING EARLOBES

Someone on a train or airplane once told me that I looked like a vegetarian (which I am).

Some random guy told me ¨Your elbows are amazing!¨ I didn't know how to react so I just said ¨Elbows, yes.¨

I was walking down the street to go to the shop when I overheard someone telling another person that they were wearing “a cool hair today”. It totally freaked me out…

That they think i’m funny because I never smile, I said thanks and i’m wondering how long it is until they realise i’m just depressed.

A guy I worked with, but had never spoken to. “You look like this dead girl in a comic I used to read!” In all fairness I’d been working nights, so very white and I’d dyed my hair black, lol. We became really good friends, lol

Little backstory: at school, I was 12, one very condescending classmate (she had money, I didn't, she cared about that, I didn't). Never even talked to me unless it was critisism.

In between classes she walkes up to me, starts talking really friendly. "Can I ask you something? " (I sense some sort of embarrasment) "sure" I tell her. "Well I kind of have a wedgie, how do I correct that? I'm afraid to ask anyone else and I thought you might know?"

Looked at her kind of dumbfounded and gave her the very obvious suggestion of just going to the toilets and simply correct it.
I'm sure there was a compliment in there somewhere.

Weirdest experience ever. What makes me the expert? Why come to me, you obviously loathe me and I don't care etc etc.

Of course told my best friend immediately and 26 years later we still have a good laugh over this!

I never get compliments cause everyone I talk to or say they immediately hate me unless there at my age and we are friends so I never get a compliment cause of people who judge me and just straight out yells at me for no reason. I need fricken HELP!!!!!

I was on a date, I ordered a steak, vegetables and potatoes. My date, who hadn't complimented me all night, said, "You order well."
I didn't say thank you and he got very offended and proceeded to tell me how rude I was. Needless to say, that was our last date.