Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You?

One of my friends keeps asking me if my ear cuffs I wear are piercings even though I have told him about 5 times that I have no piercings on my ears, and if I got some they probably wouldn't be on the top part of them where my cuffs are.

"IM 20 PERCENT BLACK SO I CAN SAY THE N WORD!"
but u also make fun of Jews, and me. Who is Mexican. Are u those to??😒😒😒

Once in my Drama class a girl asked me "Is a bat an insect?"

She was completely serious.

I worked one summer during college at a hotel restaurant in southwestern Virginia, which is a rural, mountainous area of the state. There was a very opinionated, older local woman who worked there too. Somehow the topic of evolution came up and her response was "Ain't nobody gonna tell me my great great great grandpappy was a monkey".

“Are penguins descended from fish??” This person refused to believe they are birds 😳

A coworker was asking me about veganism.
“No meat at all?”
“No, I don’t eat any animals.”
“What about chicken?”
“No.”
“Fish?”
“No.”
“Shellfish?”
“No, Paula, I don’t eat any animals at all.”
“Interesting.”
She leaves the shop, and then pokes her head back a full minute later. “What about snakes?”

I've also been asked what cuppa means... no one in America seems understands my British slang. Granted, it is America, but I can't even say poppycock without getting the strangest looks. And, good lord, call someone "mate"...

I am a designer by profession.
Some then often say “Designers are totally creative” 🙄. Nope. We are no more than anyone else. We solve challenges our own way. From my point of view everyone gets creative in their own way to solve challenges…

Or some say: "You designers are really good at drawing" Nope. 98% of the designers I know can't even scribble. Illustrators are very good at drawing ...

I've been doing my own research on facebook......

Had a lovely couple stop me on the highway while I was walking my dogs (they were driving) to ask me where the island was (it used to be a big camping area that was connected to the highway by manmade causeway, but several years of flooding and major storms have made a mess of things). When I told them where it was (by the way, there is ONE paved road here and it turns off from one highway and ends at the island/lake) the man then asked me if he could get to the neighbouring state from said island.

A former co-worker told me they got jet lag flying from Flordia to New York (same time zone).

That my mental health symptoms were my imagiatio n.

A woman once asked me if tuna was poultry or fish. We were both waiting in line at safeway, it was the first time i visited the USA.
to me it's obvious, it's fish. so i went home, told my husband about it and said one of the most idiotic and ignorant sentences of my life: "what a stupid person"

actually i was the stupid one. and arrogant.
the tuna i was buying was called "chicken of the sea", the question was really smart. and i should not be this judging.

I was talking to my sister and she said and I quote "Last year, when I was stupid." She is still stupid. So now Everytime she does something stupid I make fun of her.

The girl sitting behind me in class was confused as to why money was missing from her bank account... right after she bought a HUGE amount of in-game money for a MOBILE GAME. Like, one of those clickbatey, full of ads kind of games.

While working multiple retail jobs, I've had more than one customer ask if I worked there...when I was wearing my work outfit. There is absolutely nothing anyone can give me to go back to working retail.

That we don't need road laws.. huh?

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