Hey Pandas, What Is The Strangest Christmas Present You Have Ever Received? (Closed)

A classic arcade machine.

When I was little, my grandma (or great uncle, I can't remember), gave me a 3ft Chipettes backpack, it was a 3ft tall chipmunk that I unzipped at the neck.
I HATED it.

Shoes in the shape of fish. Their names are Fredrickson blub and Liliana blub. They were married February 2020 and gave birth to a green baby. They are such a happy couple.

4 years into a relationship with my now husband, his mother decided to make me a Christmas present (that was the first and only time) - I got a used, deformed, not non-stick, lowest quality ever frying pan and in it was a stuffed animal from Angry birds. These Angry birds plushies were not even for sale, they were part of a game in theplace she worked for. I was 27 at the time. I like cooking as a hobby, but please.... And the plushie... what am I, a kid?? She never got me anything else, and I diligently and with all my respect prepare well-thought gifts every year.

Not me, but when I tell you my church's white elephant game gets interesting, oh boy does it get interesting.
On the list of gifts (sadly I got none of these)
-Turkey foot
-Painting of a baby coming out of an egg
-Clogs
-African Oars
And the list goes on and on!

My uncle was always creative in ways to give me $50. One year it was a bag of 5,000 pennies

Once my friend Olivia gave me a speaker shaped like an avocado that was hooked up to her phone. So when I unwrapped it she started playing cardio music on it and screamed 'ITS AN AVOCARDIO!!!!' It's a pretty good little speaker, actually. It doesn't just play cardio music. But Olivia seems to be incapable of giving a present without making a pun out of it.

A potato, literally just a potato.

my parents decided to recreate the avocado meme so they got me an avocado for Christmas. I saw them recording me so i went along with the meme. we call it the avocado Christmas. so now somewhere on my mom's phone is a video of me opening my gift, getting an avocado, and going "It's an avocado...thanks...." in the voice of the kid from the meme.

I am bilingual (English and French). My step-mother-in-law (who's from France) was grinning ear-to-ear as she gave me a French version of Dan Brown's DaVinci Code. I appreciate her pre-reading this, but it's really not my kind of literature.