Give me one of the best times you dropped the mic on someone who deserved it!
#21
Some random dude that got rejected: "I'm going F*** your mom" or "well I F*** your mom last night"
Me: "That's statistically unlikely, but if makes you feel better to believe that go ahead."
I'm not gonna fight or have my husband fight over some fake a** pride. If dude wants to fantasize about my 72 year old mom, well power to him.
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#22
A comedian once called me wanting me to run one of his social media humor pages and then suddenly changed the conversation into surprise unsolicited phone sex.
He suddenly starts moaning into the phone telling me to talk dirty to him so I responded with:
"Aim for the back of your throat."
He laughed and told me I was awful at this and was making this hard for him and I was like "Good. Stay soft. Byeeee!"
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#23
When I was younger, I asked someone to burn me. Their burn was so pathetic I don’t remember it. Now this person happens to have hair that they kind of neglect and is always a bit greasy, so I tell them, “Your hair is so greasy, it makes Snape look like somebody from a shampoo commercial!”
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#24
My friends ex girlfriend (I never liked her and never hid the fact I didn't like her) came up to me at the bowling club and goes "Hey Mick, guess what?" Me "what" her "I had a baby! I bet you can't guess who the father is?" I go "ummm my mate?" She goes "Haha no of course not, it's the courtesy bus drivers" straight away I come back with "Didn't you have the gold coin donation?" Hahahahaha she left me be after that
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