Hey Pandas, What Is The Naughtiest Thing You've Done? (Closed)

I do a whole lot of bad things and i mean alot but i have strict parents so everything is considered bad besides cleaning. But the latest one was when i was home alone my parents got home early and i was in my room singing look at me by X with my airpods in and they came in my room and i didnt realize it and im saying out loud look at me f*** on me look at me f*** on me yeah i got in alot of trouble

Talked about snakes near my mother, apparently it’s a federal crime akin to 1st degree murder, theft, armed robbery, robbing a bank, evading taxes, running from the IRS, assaulting a police officer and more, got a whole lecture on how snakes are evil... I just tuned her outz

Stopped for a few seconds on my way home from school to tie my shoes. The father came charging up to me and grounded me for the day for wasting time. Still don't know what kind of logic he uses.