Hey Pandas, What Is The Most "Wtf?" News Article Or Headline You Have Seen Recently?

"North Carolina legislators ignoring medical consensus surrounding a bill"

The bill would ban ANY gender affirming care for minors, and literally all the medical professionals say that it's a bad idea.

I’ve seen at least two articles about elderly people who were sent to a funeral home because the nursing home staff thought they were dead, but they turned out to still be alive. They should do a better job of making sure people are dead BEFORE they are sent off to be buried.

Judge orders woman to stop breast feeding to make dad's visits easier
https://www.insider.com/judge-mom-cant-breastfeed-6-month-old-baby-during-custody-2023-2
Just WTAF?

Some Taliban fighters are sick of the 9 to 5 grind, complaining they've been sucked into urban life by working desk jobs to run Afghanistan.

Actual article on The Insider on 10 Feb.

Chinese balloon…. Enuff said!

Young Queenslander in Australia decided to test his theory that crocodiles only attack tourist. He was wrong

" 3 and a half tonnes of cocaine found floating off New Zealand" WTF?

A dolphin skull was found in a man's suitcase in detroit

Florida man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles. Like ummmmm how do you do that and do you have an army of turtles??
Oh ya also Florida man dances on cop car because he felt threatened by vampires?!
Basically anything Florida man related.
Btw sorry about any grammatical errors English is nit my first language. I’m pretty fluent but I still stumble sometimes.

‘Murican Jets shot UFO really high up and now aliens are real I guess

Texas woman with world's largest feet gets first heels. something along those lines.

Trump trying to run for President. He sucked the first 2 times, I don’t think even Muricans are stupid enough to go for round 3…but I have been wrong before!

6 year old shoots teacher with a gun. teacher lived.

I learned very recently that the actor, Charles Boyer, had committed suicide. I was shocked.

This is why Free Speech is so important.

https://www.cinemablend.com/television/thousands-of-people-complained-about-jeremy-clarksons-meghan-markle-column-now-an-investigation-is-underway

2 gay lovers find out they're actually brothers

The East Palestine, Ohio, train wreck explosion that released heavily toxic vinyl chloride into the atmosphere and waterways. I thought this happened in the last day or 2 because I just seen posts about it tonight. It was last week. Apparently it's not important enough for news outlets to cover.

School reinforced & helped gender change to a student WITHOUT the parents consent.

https://news.yahoo.com/maine-mom-demands-investigation-school-113001510.html

This beauty: Taliban Bureaucrats Hate Working Online All Day: 'Miss the Days of Jihad.'

An adult woman pretended to be a minor and attended a church club for children. The employees doubted the woman's age but said that she behaved very childlike.