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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Sophisticated Insult You Can Think Of? (Closed)
CuriositiesAPR 22, 2021

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Sophisticated Insult You Can Think Of? (Closed)

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It can be from the internet! PG-friendly please.

#1

You are an egregiously inept idiot and a deplorable flea infested putrid waste of DNA.
4points

#2

Your horizon has a radius of zero and you call that your point of view.
2points

#3

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
2points

#4

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1point

#5

I'd insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload its the only one I can think of
1point

#6

you are not the sharpest marble
1point

#7

Did you iron your brain?
0points

#8

There's no need to be ashamed of yourself, you're parents have been doing that for you
0points

#9

You most realize, dear, you matter so very little that no company would even bother with collecting your data, let alone try to sell it. You contribute nothing of worth, take nothing that will be missed, say nothing that will be remembered. You are but a speck of dust in the home we call Earth, and humanity will soon be calling the cleaners.
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