Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Way You Have Injured Yourself?

Tripped over my dog and fell face first into his water bowl.. My dog was not pleased

Does the time I punched myself in the face trying to get my arm out of a sweater count?

I missed a step on the stairs because my foot was asleep and fell ragdoll style down

There was circles on and airbnb shower I thought there were grippers... They were not. Slipped in the shower and my mental self tried to grab the water.

Dropped a thing of microwave lasagna on the ground and it splattered on my leg and I got a second degree burn from it. because I picked the blisters and stuff I now have a nice scar on my right leg.
0/10 don't recommend this. Hurt like hell

I had a rope swing in the woods near my house as a teen. It was wrapped around a limb some 40ft in the air. To get the most of it, you'd tow the rope over to another tree some ways away, climb to the top (it was a dead trunk some 20ft tall), sit on the stick tied into it, and jump.

I was the lucky rider the day the rope inevitably snapped, right before the apex of the swing. So I basically jumped out of a tree onto my rump, with that stick underneath me to increase the overall damage. There were some little girls from the neighborhood who happened to bear witness, and they were just laughing and laughing. I was less amused.

Fortunately nothing was broken, but I couldn't walk quite right for a couple of months. And of course, we installed a new rope soon after, because teenage boys are very wise.

I slipped in water at work and went into a kind of split position.

I fell UP the stairs and broke my hand. Thanks ADHD. 🙄

If there is a stupid way to get hurt, I will find it, and once again I did. I had just given my cat a generous dose of catnip, and after partaking of the intoxicating herb, she strolled into the living room and flopped onto the rug. I got up to head into the bathroom, but she, all 16 pounds of her, refused to move. She is a big girl, not fat, and as I attempted to step over her, I caught my toes in the hem of my pants, causing me to fall. I didn't hit the floor, however, I broke my little toe to the point that the bone was pushing against the skin. I also damaged the 3rd and 4th toes. All from my pj pants. The entire top and side of my right foot are black and blue and so swollen I can't wear shoes.

Merry Christmas to me!! " slaps forehead in exasperation!"

I wanted to wash my feet in a hotel shower but slipped as it was perfectly clean and polished, teared the shower out of the wall (literally), badly bruised myself from neck to ankles and eventually had to admit this to my very posh to be in-laws since they were paying for the hotel - it was my MIL bday party. Their silence spoke a lot.
Was still allowed to marry their son later 😄

Fell out of bed and hit my head on a metal rod-I got a concussion 👍

I was sharpening a chisel and my mom told me to be cautious. I told her "I'm doing it the safest way, if I would do it this other way I would get hurt" and then I proceeded to show her the wrong way and I cut myself (I needed up with 5 stitches).

Months later it was healed, I was asked about my scar and proceed to show how I got it (it was supposed to be an educational moment) and i, again, stabbed myself one more time pretty much on the same spot 🙃

Reaching to remove a branch from a hedge trimmer blade, while still holding the power button on. Luckily my thumb got hit by the blunt part of the blade and not the edge. Split my thumb open in three places. Luckily not too bad, just scary. Still made it to work that day.

MY answer is... I have no clue. I got a bone bruise on my knee and have no idea when or how! No-one believed me, so it lasted way longer than it should have.

I was half complaining, half teasing my mom about wanting lunch but being too comfy on the couch. She got up to get something and took my hands to pull me up. Unbeknownst to me, both of my feet were asleep so I did the classic fall forward on my face. Got a nasty bruise on my arm by hitting the coffee table and stinging pain in my feet as they were waking up, but I am fine now. Somehow.

I once ended up in A&E after trying to iron a pair of trousers. I put the hot iron on the end of the board and turned to pick up my trousers. I caught the cable with my foot and pulled the iron over and off the board. I stupidly tried to catch the iron and ended up catching the hotplate, this badly burned my hands and caused me to drop the iron onto my foot fracturing a metatarsal and burning my foot badly enough to blister. I also ended up scorching the carpet.

Dropped a pencil in class and tried to catch it. I caught it, but the way I caught it made it stab me, sharp end broke skin and went in pretty deep in my hand. It was my writing hand too

My friend and I were laughing. I had a stapler in my hand and I was laughing so hard I squeezed it I stapled my finger. It was so deep in there I had to get scissors to pull it out.( We were in Middle school so we had to use whatever we could.)

Stepped on a toy injection that went right inside my toe... I was about 9 years old at that time and couldn't go to school the next day .....Also fell from a swing along with its rope once

was running laps at basketball and got hit in the nose by a ball. that really hurt. for some reason, though, coach wouldn't let me leave until i finished my laps. got hit in the head three more times by the same person (i swear it wasn't on purpose), and finally blacked out. i'm quitting next year.