Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You Have Done? (Ended)

If we're talking about to myself, it's probably the time when one of my teachers asked the class what kind of people could become archaeologists. I raised my hand, and said "They could be beautiful women!". The teacher looked at me and replied "Funny you should say that..." while pointing behind me. I turned, and there were two beautiful female archaeologists waiting to talk to our class. That one cracked everyone up.

If we're talking about how we've embarrassed someone else, I was part of a small group of boys who, after swimming class, removed the towel of another boy who had gone to talk to the girls next door, leaving him buck naked in front of them, and preventing him from getting back into our changing room. In my defence, I didn't remove the towel, I just helped keep the door shut. I actually felt like he deserved it, since for some reason, he took off his trunks, wrapped the towel around his waist, and then went to talk with the girls. Even if it was important, why couldn't he do it before removing his trunks, or wait until after he was dry, and dressed?

One time when I was little, I woke up, went to the kitchen, found a Pepsi bottle that had fallen on the floor, picked it up, took a few gulps, then my throat started burning. I coughed a lot. My mom came to the kitchen to see why am a coughing like hell. Saw the open Pepsi bottle. Freaked out. Tried to make me puke. Took me to the hospital.
Turns out... I drank gasoline...
And I didn't even notice the difference in the color...
I don't even know why my parents kept gasoline in a Pepsi bottle...

Now, this was pre-covid, and we were invited to dinner with our family friends. It'd been a while since we visited, or even talked, so we had lots of catching up to do. Everyone was cooking in the kitchen, and I was chatting and my friend sitting at the island. I'm pretty socially awkward, so I went to my go-to conversation starter, "How's School?" (We attend different schools.) Anyway, she starts telling me about it, and it sounds AWFUL. Kids are mean, teachers are bad, and people are smoking and vaping. Her Dad pipes up and says something about a student drinking vape juice and getting super duper sick. Stupid, right? I said something along the lines of "Ugh, how dumb! I can't even comprehend someone's will to do that. What a foolish thing to do." Nobody's talking, which triggers my anxiety, so I keep talking about the foolish person to fill the silence. Awkward laughter. Uncomfortable glances. Everyone's staring at me. I keep blabbering, and internally freaking out. My Dad says "I don't think he realizes who we're talking about." I'm like "What? Who?" My friend puts her hand on my shoulder and says: "Me." I. WAS. MORTIFIED. Took every ounce of will I had not to cry.

Once I was downtown because I had to go to the bank and I saw a girl I REALLY didn't want to talk to walking towards me. I was in front of the bank, so I panicked, pulled open the door, and smashed my face right into it. Ouch. In the end, I don't think the girl was anyone I knew...

In 1st grade I had to use the bathroom to... You know what and while I was in there I was called to come home so when I was done I went to the office to get picked up and when my mom asked me what took me so long I meant to say, "I was playing." but really said, "I was pooping." and everybody- including the principal laughed at me.

Jumping on my bed, fell off, broke my arm, end of story!

Well, me and my cousins were about 5 or 6 at the time, we were playing with my grandparents exercise bike, and here's how it went, my oldest cousin sat on top, and me and my other cousin (same age as me), turned the petals, I ended up getting my hand pinched between the petals and the gear cover. Well, I got a microfracture in my hand, and had to wear a brace for a looooong time, it hurt.

every single time a word leaves my mouth around my crush

When I was in middle school I was gonna sing and then i fell face first in the studio

I once thought that people in England spoke British.

I have a really bad memory especially when it comes to names, faces and their facts of life. So it was the first day of a new semester back in high school. The teacher decided we would do an ice breaker where we had to collect names and one fact about each person. I was horrified, these kids have been my classmates for three years... I desperately tried to remember and collect as many names as I could, when a kid walked up who had hung out with me and my friends the previous year. I knew I had known his name, but it had long since flown the coup. He jokingly asked me, "what's my name?" at first he thought I was pulling his leg, then he was horrified and I was mortified. It was Michael or something. After class I immediately got myself switched to a different class

My crush asked me if I had watched america's got talent last night and I truly just happened to have been watching it that night but then he asked me who won and I...(shoot) i didn't remember! So then I told him I didn't, and he said "yeah you didn't watch it I again said I did witch embarrassed me more!

Once when I was younger, I was in a park with my family and I needed to go to the bathroom so my mum told me to go behind a bush. I was wearing a jumpsuit and pulled it down around my ankles and proceeded to pee on it on accident. I had to go back out to my family with my jumpsuit on and a pee stain all over it.

I was at the airport and it was very busy. We were all queueing up to board the plane, and there were a lot of people, so the line was very long (this was an international flight so would've been a few hundred passengers). Anyway, as we're waiting in this massive queue, there's this woman with her kids, and they're just cutting in front of everyone. My mum pointed it out to me, and I was talking (not too quietly) about how rude it was, as the line was huge and there were a ton of people waiting already. So me and my mum were talking about this, and then I said "Well maybe they're attached to someone," meaning that they were cutting ahead to join their family members somewhere in the line. Just as they come up in front of us, the guy immediately ahead turns around and says, "yep, they're attached." It was his family! And I was just loudly complaining about them. I looked at my mum awkwardly and tried to avoid them on the flight. Oops.

I liked this boy in 2nd grade and in the hall I said hi, but he asked why I knew his name and I said because I liked him and walked off bright red. (Keep in mind back in 2nd grade we walk in lines so I said that in front of everyone in my class and his!!😱)

My mother once found me eating a cup of frozen peas in the shower because I was sad and eating frozen peas makes me happy. IDK if any one else eats frozen peas but I love them. Lol

i was just a baby but i pooped at my parents wedding in my diaper and had to get changed in the middle of the ceremony i

I voted for donald trump last election

Once I almost fractured my jaw just by yawning :3

In 6th grade, I was not exactly a very athletic person. Ok, never mind, I absolutely sucked at sports. In PE, we were doing soccer warm-ups and like usual, I was surrounded by very fit and athletic people. After everyone absolutely nailed the warm-up routine, it was my turn. I take a deep breath and when I try to kick the ball, I slip, fall on my ass and get scraped on the leg and elbow. The worst part was everything that came afterwards :/