Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Happened To You As A Kid? (Closed)

Oooh, I still remember it, the gruesome first ever skiing week. I was 7 years old and have been taking a few lessons, but I was wiggling on my feet and kept crushing into things and people because I couldn't properly stop...or turn...

The skiing slope was a very crowded one, you literally could spend 30 mins queuing just to go up once. Skiing downhill it was even worse, since I was so bad at it and everyone "speeding" around me was scary.

Come Sunday, all of a sudden, everyone stands aside and the slope is FINALLY free, with all 'em people gathered to the side. So, I seize the opportunity to finally have a worry-free cruise down the hill, free to keep my skiing sticks however I choose (horizontally and away from my body, waving them in the air to keep my balance, without hitting anybody for a change).

However, the people gathered to the sides of the slope start yelling at me like crazy. Yupe, the slope was free because there was a frickin' competition on it, flags an all!!! And there I was, in the middle of the slope, not quite clear on what's going on and why are they all yelling.

I got so scared I lost control of the skis and speeded to the point where I could neither stop nor turn, so I bumped into the judges' table (little thing smack in the middle of the slope, with heaps of space to its left and right), crashed it over the judges with papers and all, broke my lip and one of my skis and started crying for my dad.

Almost cured me of skiing... almost :D. I kept trying and being bad at it 'til my 6th grade, when my brother forced me to go on "the big slope" (black level). I was (again) terrified to go down, went almost straight across it and sat my ass down to turn the skis and go to the other side just not to ever have them pointing down to the "abyss". However, by the end of that descent, I could finally hold my own on the skies and only improved after.

This is a story i will never forget

So I was at buffalo wild wing with my stepmom, my dad, my step sister and my sister. Let's call my step sister Valerie. We where waiting for people to come out of the bathroom so we could go. It was finally my turn and I was taking a dump, but I forgot to lock my stall. So an employee walked on me and she walked out of the bathroom embarrassed. Add Valerie saw so she gave me her hat, we washed our hands and left.

I can never recover :'3

Here's another one...

I was in the airport with my family (we were going on holiday), and I got lost. However, I didn't realise i was lost because there was this person in front of me who I thought was my dad. I almost followed him into an elevator before realising that he wasn't my dad. Luckily, I re-traced my steps and found my actual dad and the rest of my family.

I was jammin to some music on an online class and I was singing to it and everyone on the class got silent and I was like ?? And then I saw I was unmuted sooooo

I Was Like 6 or 7 Or Something. My family Had gone To And Apple orchard. The Orchard Grew Lots Of fruit Like Apples, Peaches, Plums, Blueberries Ect. We Where In The Store getting Apple Sider Or Something. I Wandered Off And came To The Produce. I Picked up A Plum Off The Shelf, Took A bite out Of it... AND PUT IT BACK AND WALKED AWAY. I Didn't get into Trouble, It's just Something I Remember

2 more,
1, when I was like 4, I was at McDonalds, we were about to leave, I saw a short way out and open the door, turns out it was the emergency exit
2 in third grade we were reading our books, the girl next to me was half-reading out loud , reading from the book she said: "I hope it doesn't rain again" thinking she was talking to me I replied "me too" (it had rained recently) I didn't realize she wasn't talking to me until I read the same book months later.

Ok so I know I already put one in but I got another one. This did not happen to me but a friend. So it was one of those days where all you want to do was break down and cry... my friend and I were sitting in the corner of my class where there was a bookshelf and a blanket to sit on, and this little bitch, sorry for the language, she comes over to me ask if we're ok. I'm like "yea, why" and i swear to god this girl was like "oh ok well you boyfriend wanted me to come over here and tell you to leave him to aline and that he wants to break up" and I was like so mad at the time I stood up and practically yelled "IF HE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH ME HE CAN TELL ME FACE TO FACE" and then I called him a coward...so then he came over and im like yeah I know what you're gonna say... BUUUUT instead he started laughing at my best friend, she had just started the you know what and she was now crying even more than she was before, her mom had died the night before, so I grabbed my jacket to help cause I mean im a good friend and I helped her to the bathroom. I have not talked with him since. Sorry, this was so long... ((this all happened in 6th grade so last year before COVID-19 happened))

Here’s another one. I was 10 or 12 btw, So I went to Sweet ‘n Sassy Decedents party, they woulda make you go walk down that runway thing, I did NOT want to. So I was like “can I please skip this???” And she goes “yOuLl bE fInE” I was said ok and it was my turn and you had to FREAKIN POSE!!! AND BLOW A KISS!! I was so stiff so I did it horribly...the other moms stared at me, I made a dramatic exit and ran to the bathroom, and had a whole talk about blah blah blah. The end.

Here’s another one!!

...I called my teacher grandma…;w;

Well... I was I geometry in like 9th grade and we were doing this thing where everyone drew their answers, and I was bored so I started doodling but the teacher had the projection of it on the board so but just her screen. Then she stopped talking and turned around like she was finished and went to the next slide. or so I thought. She pulled up my screen and my really shitty drawings. And said, "HOWEVER IS DOING THIS NEEDS TO STOP ERASE IT AND PAY ATTENTION NOW!" But she accidently locked my screen so I just sat there hoping nobody would notice and.... yea

she knew it was me :/

I was about 9 and locked myself out of the house. After about an hour I really needed to do a poo and after struggling to hold it in I had to go in the front garden. Shortly after my Mum and Stepfather arrived home and my Stepfather noticed the pretty sizeable log I'd left in the garden. I claimed a stray dog had done it. My Stepfather couldn't see how a dog could produce such a log. He knew.

So once i went to a restaurant bathroom thinking my sister was right next to me and then i started to sing and dance and i was like HEYYY GIRL even like almost sticked my head under the stall until i realize that the girl isn't my sister so i RAN for my life and i might of even forgotten to flush the toilet and then i saw the girl who was right next to me and my face turned bright red . But i don't think she saw me , and then we left .

I accidentally played a NSFW comedy video on Christmas.

I had almost my whole family (mom's side) and 2 younger cousins. Also, the one cousin older than me was right behind me.

Yeah, no more YT that day.

This one time, I let a few idiot hobbits light a fire on a hill, and it drew the Nazgul, and one of them got stabbed.

ok, that time, my mom sent a photo of me crying. when i saw it i screamed : " Mama !!!!!!!!!! "

I got my head stuck between the bars of a shopping cart... I suppose you're wondering how I got in there in the first place.

I spilled coffee in a coffee shop then slipped in it did the splits and hit my butt on the ground. It was tourist season so it was packed and everyone laughed at me and no one asked me if i was ok.

Here we go with my crazy a**

1. In Kindergarden, I was playing out side, and 5 bees landed on me. I screamed my A*S off and did not move for 3 minutes STRAIGHt while I wanted to hit the kids lauging at me.

2. I pees me pants in 2nd grade

3. I diD a SmElLy aNd pEe PeE in pre school. IN DA PANTS

4. I complained about the dots of blood on my hands in first grade. It was blood from someone´s tooth that i punched out :/