Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Happened To You As A Kid? (Closed)

So, 3rd grade, we had the water dispenser thingy you can use to fill up you water bottles and stuff. And I was really thirsty, and I forgot we had water fountains, and I didn't bring a water bottle, so i tried to drink WITH MY MOUTH from the dispenser, and the teacher caught me, and it was embarassing.

I have many embarrassing stories from when i was a little kid, but the one that i remember the most was pretty embarrassing.
I was about 6 and we (my close family) were going to have a dinner party that night so my dad was taking me on errands. we were in this small, local market, and right next to the cashier where my dad was, there was a giant jar of taffy. i was really craving candy, so i took one out and asked my dad if i could have one. he was talking to the cashier and just told me to wait a second. I put the candy in my pocket and just looked around some more. then he got me and we rushed out. we had to go in a hurry, so we were going pretty fast. we were about half way down the street when i reached into my pocket and felt the candy. i had totally forgotten about it, but was terrified because i thought i would go to jail, so i told my dad. he flipped out because he thought i meant to steal it. that wasn't even the worst part. as we were walking back to the shop, my best friends mom came around the corner and asked what we were doing. my dad told her that i stole something. i was mortified

I was at swim team practice and we were supposed to swim backwards for fun. I couldn't hear my coach yell to say we were done and everyone was laughing.

I was about 3, in a Bloomingdales with my mom, who was looking at purses. I had to go pee. She couldn't hear me. So I just pulled down my pants and went.

Another time, I was in Mexico City with my family and my sister was running towards the glass sliding doors but missed, instead hitting a window. Her nose mark was there the whole day.

And finally, I peed my pants in the middle of science during 4th grade.

So when I was around 12 or 13 it was that time of that month. And I didnt know that cuz it started and i didnt know. So me and my crush were partners on a school project. (And just to mention i was wearing white jeans) So he dropped his pencil and he looked up and said trinity you have a red stain on your hoo haw. And i turned so red in my face. But the loud mouth kid heard and screamed " TRINITY'S ON HER PERIOD!" We did just learn about periods and puberty in health the day before and i didnt want to return and now my crush at that time is now my bf of 5 years and reminds me of that day every couple months.

.....I started yelling at my brother during zoom class and i may have been unmuted the whole frikin time.........

Part 1:
OK, so this actually happened pretty recently, a few weeks ago when I was at Phy-ed, our friend group was talking about "Slap-Ass October", and how that was the nickname for the new month.
We started to play capture the flag, but with the belts that go around your waist. The class funny-guy was on "our territory", so I ran up to grab his belt but missed and SLAP-ASS OCTOBERED HIM!
Part 2:
When our class was heading back inside, I was telling my bestie about how weird it was, how I was sooo embarrassed.
I said, "I almost don't feel like I might be bi anymore," TO THE WRONG PERSON!!!! He claims he didn't hear anything...

I have many but here we go...

1. I was carrying my trombone in 5th grade when it swung in front of me, getting caught between the doorway, I trip, resulting in the biggest faceplant the world has ever seen.

2. I tripped UP the stairs carrying my trombone (6th Grade)

3. I tripped during gym class...on nothing...and the floor was dry...

4. At recess, (1st Grade) I get stuck on the top of the rock wall. Looking back, I was stuck about 5 feet off the ground.

So I was in a ballet rehearsal, (I was 8) and I was raising my hand as high as I could to go to the bathroom. Obviously nobody saw me cause I was too short. Lol (I still am short 😂) but I went pee a little and it did nothing. So I thought to myself, “You know, if it didn’t come out of my clothes, then I can just let it all out!” I tried, and it all came pouring down. That’s my embarrassing story. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

When I was a kid, I thought "that's what she said" was something you would say when someone said something really shocking or surprising. I thought it was a way to express how surprised or shocked you are about something.
So, one day in class (3rd grade) when my teacher said that we would be having an end of the year pizza party, I screamed at the top of my lungs "That's what she said!!!". My teacher was just in shock and said nothing about it. The teacher next door immediately barged in and told me to never say that again. Thankfully none of the other kids really understood. It was an eventful day for sure!

Ight. Third grade. Middle of the day. Bored as fk. So I take out my ruler for some reason. I put it in between the gaps between my desk and the desk of the kid in front of me. The kid pushed his desk forward. My hand was pulling the ruler back, and then it went to the fucking moon. It flew up so fast it hit the roof in like half a second.

when i threw a hot dog at my sister

Hello! This is funny!
So I was 10 years old, and I was in DC with my mom and a friend of hers. Anyways, we had been walking around museums for a while, and then it was time to go to... THE WHITE HOUSE!!!
So we were touring the different White House rooms, and in the Blue room (not a joke I swear it's actually called that) I realized my legs were EXTREMELY tired. There was a chair in the walkway that wan't blocked off, so I sat down.
Then, shouting over a very large crowd of people, a tour guide calls me out for sitting on an antique chair. A bubble of space appeared around me, and my mom pretended I wasn't her kid for a few minutes.
Hope this made you laugh! I'm never going back to the White House again! =)

I have another one. I was at a party in my music conservatory. They had laid everything out on a table. They didn't really have that good food, but I spotted a box of sushi from the downstairs Japanese market. So naturally I ate it all. And then realized that it belonged to another person in the music class and it was their dinner. I was so embarrassed i gave them my whole wallet to buy a new dinner (I had about $20 in it, the box was about $5) and begged my mom to go home.

wore a dress...

(keep in mind this was 7 years ago, and my brother and sis still bully me :( Btw I'm a guy)

so I was baking a cake for my friends mums birthday and the cake was really important to her so I made a massive cake and it looked gorgeous. when I delivered it she was so happy and exited until they tried it. the cake looked great on the inside but when everyone had a bite most people spat it out and were whispering so I tried it and then I realised I had put salt instead of sugar in my cake. I was mortified so I ran home and cried.

when i was like 3 i was playing a game of simon says during a thunderstorm at my church all of a sudden there was a really loud thunder and i face planted the table

i had to move schools because my school was shutting down, I went to a different school and then I moved again, so at this new school, I thought my favorite teacher from my old school was there and I yelled her name at the top of my lungs at a teacher and she was probably like, "what the hell? who is this?"
I was in 3rd grade...

This isn't my most embarrassing thing that's happened to me but its one that I could share. I was at school talking to someone when I took a drink out of my water bottle only it wasn't mine. It was the kid next to me. I only noticed when the person had left that I didn't bring my water bottle to school that day! I was so mortified I pushed it onto the kids desk and hoped they didn't notice. They didn't thank goodness. Anyway That's pretty much the story

Grade 4. Had an "accident" and soiled my pants. Went to ask the teacher if I could go to the bathroom, and he asked out loud if I "Sh*t" my pants. Was horrified enough and had to call my father to bring me clean underwear before going back to that class.