Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Happened To You As A Kid? (Closed)

alright. I forget how old i was, maybe like 5.

my dad was waiting in line for something i forgot what. I was drifting around, not really caring. Then i saw my dad paying for something. I wanted to surprise him. I ran up and jumped on his back

it wasnt my dad

Gather around, chiren! It's.... STORYTIME! >:3
So, I was like 7, and I was sitting in class taking a spelling test. We had just come back from lunch, and my stomach was feeling weird. Everything was silent, and then I felt this overwhelming heat burning in my buttcheeks. I tried so hard to hold it in, and was literally SWEATING.... But it was too much. I couldn't hold on any longer. I hoped nobody would hear it, and so I released it. The room filled with a loud sound like a motorcycle had come zooming out of my anus. The stench of death exploded from within me. The swat team came in wearing hazmat suits and handed out gas masks. And then I was sent home early because I had sharted myself. THE END!
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So I have a lot. This isn't my most embarrassing, but the other ones are really personal and stuff, so... I was in third grade In the center row of desks, right on the end. My teacher called up the row behind me to get their stuff, so they were lining up right next to me. My arm kind of hurt so I stretched it out to the side, and a boy walked right into it. (I'm sure you can guess the area that my hand was...) So he and his friends (lets call the boy bob) went and told the teacher. I was like "OMG, please Bob, don't tell the teacher!" He ignored me and went and told her. And she called me up, and was like, "what happened blah blah blah..." So I was a hot mess. I was in tears trying to explain it to her. And then Bob was like, "well if it was an accident, why didn't you want me to tell the teacher?" I was like, "well I didn't want to get into trouble over nothing!" Well, long story short, I had to talk to the assistant principal, and she called me and Bob in there and then basically went over the same things that my teacher had. They literally called my parents and told them what happened and a got into tons of trouble from the school, but my parent's didn't really care. I mean, we discussed it, but I wasn't in trouble because I WAS A FREAKING THIRD GRADER!!! Like why would I do that on purpose??? Anyway, the purpose of this story? I HAAAAAATEEEED my elementary school. Like HATED it! Also they were really stupid.

When I was in high school, I was preparing for a school play. It was about 45 minute before curtain. Keep in mind this was before cell phones. One of the other kids in the play wasn't there yet, so I was drafted to call his house. I left a message on the family answering machine that haunts me to this day: "if you aren't here before curtain, you're dead meat." What none of us knew was that his family was at the hospital, with his body. He had been shot a couple of hours earlier, and had passed away. In the age before cell phones and social media, there was no way for any of us to know. I was a kid, and the message I left on that machine haunts me to this day. I went to his family's house the next day, along with the rest of my castmates, to express sympathy, because we were all friends (although some of my castmates were FAR closer to the kid than I was). That was the worst moment, the hardest moment. I think someone deleted the message before his parents heard it, but they heard about it, and I apologized to them. None of us had any idea. It was so hard. :(

Mine is the typical toddler story. When I was about 1 or 1 and a half, I thought that I could use the toilet by myself. (Keep in mind I was one, I was still in diapers 😂) I knew that only big girls and boys used the potty😂😅, so I wanted to try. Guess what happened next... I sat on the toilet, but my little toddler body fell right through into the water. To make it worse, my brother hadn't flushed... I landed in the pee, and started to scream my head off. You should have seen my Dad's face....

one time when i was eating at cicis pizza i started to throw up and my mom had to rush me to the toilets leaving a trail of puke...i cant show my face there again cause the same employees work there

so when I was like 2 I had this huge crush on the neighbor's boy. so to tell him of my undying love I sang him a song. It was the wrong house.

ok, so storytime. I was out with my mom why I was like 5 and she took me to the store. in this store, there were makeup samples so you can like to try out new makeup and stuff. I saw it and left my mom to go look. I ended up smearing all kinds of makeup on my face. my mom did not see me leave so she went looking for me. when I was finally found I 1.) looked like a clown and had lipstick and eyeliner all over my face and 2.) my mom had the entire store looking for me. my mom told me this story recently and showed me a picture of what I looked like. honestly, i am happy that i was too dumb to be embarrassed.

I was singing and dancing at a restaurant . I thought my family was the only one there and when the song stopped I heard clapping. Apparently there was another family in the restaurant. I hid behind my mom and cried. I was 5

The church I used to go to offered doughnut holes after service, and there was a specific flavor I liked (cinnamon sugar). I usually grabbed a few of those as my family left, and I happened to see a plate full of the kind I liked. So, naturally, I grabbed some off of that plate for convenience... and that was when I realized that plate belonged to someone. Who was standing right there. Watching me. I quickly shoved all the doughnut holes back onto their plate and walked away as fast as I could.

Never mind the on I posted before, I have a much better one now. It happened a couple months before lockdown in MI so I was 11 years old. I was at a friend's house with her, two other friends, and I. We played hide and seek. The friend who was it laid face down on the floor, one friend scrambled upstairs, and me and the girl who lived there decided to hide in a cabinet in the basement bathroom.
Well, her grandpa was living at their house, and oblivious to us in the cabinet, he came into the bathroom and starting peeing. My friend and I were giggling like crazy. Thankfully he never found us.

I was about 9, and there was a small creek in our neighborhood. This was where all the kids played. There had been a good rainfall and the creek was up. A group of us kids were there fishing for crayfish. I lost my footing and slid down into the water. I was screaming for help because: 1) The water level was almost to my shoulders 2) I couldn't swim 3) There was a current and 4) I knew there were Water Moccasin snakes in the creek. Water Moccasins aka Cottonmouths are a venomous snake. They were all just laughing at me. Finally they pulled me out. They teased me for months about it because I had been crying like a baby.

My mom told me this story. There's a pic too. When I was about 2 or 3 my mom realized it was quiet in the house and went to go look for me. She found me in the bathroom, standing on the toilet, covered in Vaseline. There was one of the big containers of Vaseline in there and my little brain decided it would be a good idea to smear Vaseline on myself! I burst out into laughter when she saw me. My mom kept trying to put me in the bath but couldn't lift me up easily because I kept sliding out of her hands. The bottom of the bath was covered in Vaseline and my mom had to clean it out.

I um... just hold on to your horses this is a wild story. *dies inwardly* so uhm....one time.. I was in 5th grade and we were coding. Everyone has a little childhood crush, and so the "genius" that I was, I sat down next to him in my computer science class. That day we were coding, and there was a really cute code thingy that you could make your choose an animal and you make it dance with music that you pick. At the time, I loved loved LOVED 80s music, and some 90s and when I saw the song that I was currently obsessed with, "Take on Me" I choose it. Once I finished the code, I got some headphones and turned up the music super high. A bit into the music I started to hum the song and watch the little animal dance his butt off. When it finished, I looked up and saw everyone staring at me. I said "Uhh? Is there something on my head?" and a girl replied back to me by saying: "Well, you were singing a song, I thought you were talking to me, so I responded and you never said anything back besides the lyrics of the song..." I could literally feel my checks burning up. To make matters worse, everyone started to laugh at me; including my crush. Even the teacher was laughing at me. I still get a little flustered reciting it smh.

I know I already posted, but I have two more.

One time, a few months ago, my cousin and I were playing hide and seek at my house, and I found the PERFECT spot. So my little brother has a bunk bed and a trundle bed and the trundle bed doesn't have a mattress in it yet. So of course I crawled in there because if I could get in, I could get out right? Wrong. So I called for my cousin and we spent like, 20 minutes just trying to get me out and then he left and got my dad (the whole time I thought he abandoned me) and my dad took a picture of me and took his sweet time getting me out. I obviously eventually got out, but yeah.

Okay so the other one was in second grade, there was a boy that I liked and I used to chase him around the playground during recess. So one day I got super close to catching him and he tripped and fell down like a tree. So naturally I tripped as well, resulting in chipping my tooth on his butt. (It wasn't a bad chip)

OK so when i was around 11 i was on my you know what and i didnt realize it and my crush and i were partners on a school project and he dropped his pencil and was like hey ______ you have a red stain on pants near you hoo haw and the kid who cant keep their mouth shut seriously yelled" _______ has blood on her pants and it was right after health class and we just learned about periods and puberty so yeah that was embarrassing.

This isnt the most embarassing, but is is pretty funny:

So, I was in Sweden at an amusement park, and it had a big wooden hamster wheel, and I was walking on it, and my pants, because they were big, got caught between two boards. I fell down and went all the way up, then dropped down. worst part is, my pants fell down when it happened because... It was still stuck.

When I was about 6, my mom and I were putting ornaments on our Christmas tree. She showed me an ornament, and told me that she's had it since she was my age. I said "Wow, it must be really old!" without malicious intent, but oops.

So this happened when I was in kindergarten. I had just walked into the bathroom, and I went to look for a stall that wasn't being used. I started checking for ones that had unlocked doors, and I found one. I pushed it open, and there was another little girl sitting on the toilet. I was flustered, and apologized quickly.

I was in kindergarten. My parents are both scientists (animal cancer research and lab animal medicine), so naturally I was and am a very nerdy person. One time, when it was lightly snowing during recess, I saw that a dog had pooped near the playground. I grabbed a bundle of twigs and leaves, knelt down next to the poop, and began to 'dissect' it. The teachers were very made when they saw me with my very clean hands and snowsuit, with a group of children huddled around watching me, and they nearly dragged me inside. Somewhat embarrassing, but my parents told me that it was good that I was interested in the world around me when I got home.