My brother, Dad, and I had to go inside, and we forgot the key. My stepmom, Mary, was inside working on something, so technically Dad could have called her, but he also forgot his phone. So Dad, being very logical, was like ‘’yeah lets just yeet him over the fence” and so we boosted my brother over the fence to go through the back door and open the front. Well we did it and we all got inside and 2 minutes later Mary comes downstairs and says ‘’James, next time you come in, please don’t slam the door so hard that the windows upstairs shake. And screeching at the top of your lungs while I’m on a zoom call wasn’t great either, everybody heard it.”
Charlie: “I wasn’t screeching?”
Mary: “Then were you trying to sing?”
Dad and I: *cackling too violently to say anything*
Charlie: “I wasn’t screeching?”
Mary: “Then were you trying to sing?”
Dad and I: *cackling too violently to say anything*
(Note- Charlie is a fairly good singer, but if he tries to hit really high notes it sounds like a cat got its tail stuck in a screen door.)